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SkyMall Monday: Nuddle Blanket
Did you know that the Nuddle Blanket doesn't have sleeves because sleeves would just get in your way? You know what else doesn't have any annoying sleeves? A regular blanket! The Nuddle Blanket also has a pocket for keeping your remote control handy. You can't just place your remote next to you on the couch. That's would be ridiculous.
Don't feel as angry about this as I do? Watch this sycophant drone on about the Nuddle Blanket like it just cured cancer:
The name tells it all? Really? Nuddle means to "walk quickly with the head bent forward." That's a thing? That requires a word? Oh, wait, apparently Nuddle is a combination of nap and cuddle. Well, now I'm nangry (nauseous and angry). I have never felt so enveloped in stupidity.
The product description isn't doing it any favors either:
Cuddle up with the Nuddle Blanket. It has an exclusive foot pocket to keep your feet warm all year round.
Openings for your arms let you sip, read, write or text without bothersome sleeves getting in the way.
Perhaps the foot pocket is exclusive because everyone else realized that it's a moronic idea. Also, sleeves are bothersome? Not when they're on shirts. Sleeves are only in your way when they're attached to blankets. And blanket with arm holes is just a torn blanket.
Enough with the novelty blankets. Sleeves, no sleeves, arm holes, pockets, whatever, we don't care. Just stop. What happened to us? We use to build fires to keep warm. We were survivors. We were a proud people.
Say no to the Nuddle. Reject the Snuggie. Continue to be oblivious to the Slanket. Don't be Forever Lazy. Resist the urge to be a fleece Spider-Man. Put on a pair of socks if your feet are so cold. But not those toe socks. Man, those things piss me off.
Check out all of the previous SkyMall Monday posts HERE.