An awful lot of attention is being paid these days to the dangers of texting and driving. Heck, even Oprah has a No Phone Zone
pledge on her website. If Oprah's covering it, it must be big. However, there's a much more pressing issue facing drivers that is often overlooked. It destroys lives. It tears apart families. It creates awkward situations. I'm referring, of course, to food spills caused by driving while eating (DWE). SkyMall Monday is the only media outlet drawing attention to this critical issue. In our hectic work-a-day lives, the car is the last bastion of solitude, privacy and ambiance needed to enjoy a quality meal. Whether it's a fast food hamburger, a shepherd's pie or a steaming hot bowl of ramen, there's simply no food that isn't perfect for eating in the car. But what happens when that a-hole in front of you stops short and forces you to slam on the breaks? Your skirt steak quickly becomes steak on your skirt. You can't go to work like that. That's why you need to protect yourself and your loved ones who do your laundry. SkyMall understands how serious DWE is and answered America's cry for help. From now on, when you're considering DWE, be sure you also have The Drib
It's not surprising that SkyMall chose to address this issue. Virtually every food that SkyMall sells
is perfect for eating in the car. From cheesesteaks to wings to sausages of every variety, food just makes more sense (and tastes better) when you're weaving through traffic on the interstate. The mix of adrenaline, drive-time radio and some cheese fondue sitting in your cup holder really lets you know that you're alive! But, to keep your tie clean and your blouse pristine, you need to drape yourself in a lengthy bib reminiscent of the lead aprons that your dentist uses while taking x-rays.
Think you can eat a sloppy joe drip-free down Lombard Street
? Believe that eating while driving is just as dangerous - if not more - than texting while driving? Well, I bet you've never eaten goulash in a Yugo. For you non-epicurean motorists, check out The Drib's product description:
You know those times when you put on a jacket, stick your hand in the pocket and find a five dollar bill? Well, imagine putting on The Drib and finding an old turkey leg in there? Talk about a lucky day!
If you're one of those busy people who frequently grab a quick meal or snack in the parking lot or at your desk, you know how annoying drips and spills can be. Protect your appearance (and your car's) with The Drib. This foldable, washable, shoulder-to-knee bib was designed to be worn in the car. An absorbent fabric front and moisture-resistant back keep spills in check and large pockets on the bottom catch food spills. Shoulder weights allow for easy use without the need for awkward ties and clips. Folds into its own pocket for compact storage.
Sure, you could eat at home or when you get to the office, but you spend enough time with your family and your co-workers. Your car is your fortress of solitude. Your dress shirt and pleated khakis are your tights. That means you need a cape. The Drib is that cape...worn on the front...with pockets...and lots of BBQ sauce stains.
So, stop texting in the car and start masticating. That turducken isn't going to eat itself (but it will allow you to drive in the carpool lane).
Check out all of the previous SkyMall Monday posts HERE.
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