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SkyMall Monday: Top 5 products for hurricane season
When the weather is bad, it doesn't matter how ugly you look so long as you stay dry. Since it doesn't matter, you might as well be the ugliest.
4. Make Your Own Truffle Kit
There's a good chance that your local chocolatier will be closed during storms so they can hoard their confections for their own family. Fear not, however, as you can easily whip up some emergency truffles. Disaster has never been so decadent.
3. The Spectator Umbrella
Let's go right to the product description:
You want to stay dry as you brave the storm, but you also want to relax once you get to the shelter and using the cots that they provide just sounds unsanitary.
When not providing rain protection, it can be converted into a seat cane with a comfortable 13" wide leather strap seat by simply spreading the handles.
2. Women's Waterproof Rain Cape
Over the river (which is flooding over its banks) and through the woods (which is full of fallen trees), to grandmother's house you go (because she's outside of the evacuation zone and still has electricity). Ponchos are so last year and jackets are cliche. This hurricane season, it's all about capes. Just look out for the big, bad wolf (or, you know, downed power lines).
1. Testosterole Sexual Enhancer
You're going to be spending a lot of time inside the house with no TV, internet or electronic entertainment options. Eventually, you'll want to have some fun with what's underneath that cape. [Note: I would have posted the product description but it's painfully long and includes the word "secretion," which makes me very uncomfortable.]
Stay safe out there, kids.
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