Business travel can get lonely. You're either traveling alone or with colleagues whose company you barely enjoy in the office let alone in a Bennigan's in whatever podunk town in which your company's satellite office is located. All too often, business travelers spend their free time in their hotel rooms working, eating overpriced-yet-mediocre hotel hamburgers and watching a movie that they would never have considered viewing had they been at home. In those painfully boring, sleepless hours in far-flung towns, even the most stoic of road warriors has turned to every man's time-filler of choice: internet porn. By day three of any business trip, you're ready to disregard the fact that your company's IT department is disgustingly aware of every keystroke you make on your incredibly heavy and sadly outdated company-issued laptop and steer your browser towards whatever perverse videos will help you while away the excruciating hours that stand between you and your return home. Here at SkyMall Monday, we understand your pain. And the SkyMall
catalog stands at the ready to help you alleviate that tension in a comfortable and dignified manner. Rather than troll the internet for your favorite fetish while sitting at a cramped desk in your depressing hotel room, now you can recline in your (hopefully clean) bed and conduct some business of your own using the Portable Laptop Desk
This isn't the first time we've tackled portable desks
on SkyMall Monday. However, that previous model strapped onto your neck, which isn't convenient for when you are watching videos of people using strap-ons. When it's time to seduce yourself on a business trip, you need to be able to relax. Being able to recline while keeping the ten pounds of hot metal and plastic that is your antiquated work computer away from your genitals is just the relief you need to turn boredom into arousal.
Think that laying down with your work computer violates the teachings of the
company handbook? Believe that computers should only be used at immobile desks? Prudes like you need to read the SkyMall product description:
When spending special time alone, correct placement of your arms is key. No longer singeing your inner thighs is simply icing on the cake.
Fully adjustable to maximize comfort while in use, the laptop table helps to relieve neck and back pain, and allows for the correct placement of your arms for easy use of your computer... It also eliminates the heat on legs or lap.
Business trips are tedious and draining. Being away from your friends, family and normal routine can make anyone crazy. Rather than let that frustration boil inside you, release the pressure with the Portable Laptop Desk. Just be sure to clean off the keyboard.
Check out all of the previous SkyMall Monday posts HERE.
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