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SkyMall Monday: Wrist Cell Phone Carrier

The older we get, the more forgetful we become. How many times have you misplaced your car keys? How often do you walk into a room and have no idea why you did so? If you had a nickle for every time you put your infant daughter on the roof of your car while you unlocked the door and then drove away with her still stashed up there, how rich would you be?

We all forget things from time to time. Whether it's which pills to take, your own name or your alibi, it's always embarrassing when your memory fails you. There is perhaps nothing more frustrating than losing your cellphone. You could try calling it but it's often your only phone. You can have a friend call it, but you won't hear it because you probably also forgot your hearing aid. Eventually, you just have to curl up in a ball and wait for the cold hand of death to reach you.

Well, not anymore! Now, SkyMall has decided that lost cellphones are a problem that can no longer be tolerated. This scourge must be thwarted. Rather than rummaging through your purse, checking your couch cushions and using a jeweler's eye to inspect your dog's anal cavity, you'll always know exactly where your cellphone is. It's strapped to your wrist in the Wrist Cell Phone Carrier.
Who knew that your wrist could prove so useful? Sure, you could place your cellphone in your pocket, purse or, if you're a middle-aged white man, on your belt, but that would only be moderately convenient. You're a person on the go and need your phone constantly at the ready. Pockets are linty. Purses are filled with tampons and crumpled up tissues that look used but that your mother insists are clean. And those holsters just make you look like a douchebag. Clearly, the wrist is the only place to store your cellphone safely and with class.

Think that wrists are only for watches and masturbating? Well, does SkyMall have news for you. Take a look at the product description:
This innovative accessory uses sturdy Velcro to insure the safety of your phone and has been extensively tested by active joggers, cyclists, skate boarders, fishermen, hunters and business people.
Is there anything more innovative than Velcro? Plus, apparently it provides insurance, which is something that even the President and Congress are having difficulty doing. I only wish we knew how race walkers felt about it.

What a relief that we'll never have to worry about losing our cellphones again. Now we can focus all our energy on remembering, um, to, er, what was I going to say? Shoot. Cellphones...memory...then I wanted to tell you to...uh...pick up milk...take the blue pill...dang it. Whatever. Just get the Wrist Cell Phone Carrier and you can call your spouse. Lord knows that they'll remind you of everything you forgot.

Check out all of the previous SkyMall Monday posts HERE.


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