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SkyMall Monday: Towel-Matic
Thank heavens there is now a device that automatically dispenses paper towels for you! With just a wave of your hand in front of the sensor, the Towel-Matic will present you with one or two sheets. In fact, it can even dispense a half-sheet if you're one of those people that buys rolls with half-sheet perforations because you're that anal-retentive about paper towel comsumption.
Why would you need to spend $60 on a device that dispenses paper towel for you? I'm offended by your question but my editors require that I answer it. So, I'll lean on my dear friends at the SkyMall catalog to explain it:
It never unravels. Built-in optical sensor automatically identifies the perforations on the towel and stops right at the line every time. One-handed operation guarantees perfect tearing and helps prevent the spread of germs.
It identifies perforations! Now you won't waste valuable nanoseconds of your life finding the perforations on the paper towel with your own eyes.
Think how much easier your life will be now that you don't have to worry about your paper towel roll looking mildly unsightly. Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you can be certain that you can wipe all that mayonnaise off your forehead.
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