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A nice roundup of some of the dumbest things the TSA did in 2008
I've compiled some of the best TSA screwups we reported on here on Gadling in 2008.
Do not try and bring a gun through the checkpoint (unless you work for the TSA)
Can you imagine what would happen if you tried to sneak a gun past the security checkpoint? All hell would break loose, probably involving a complete terminal shutdown and a taser.
Unless of course you work for the TSA.
Back in April, Justin wrote about the TSA agent who smuggled a gun through the checkpoint. Instead of being fired, the agent was merely suspended for 30 days. Brilliant.
Mock bomb passes through the checkpoint - CNN was there to document it
What is worse than an incompetent checkpoint that misses a mock bomb strapped to a TSA agent? Having the incident filmed on CNN!
When CNN got up close and personal with TSA undercover agent "Jason", they probably did not expect to document someone sneaking a fake bomb past the security staff.
1000's of TSA uniforms and badges unaccounted for
October brought us the brilliant story of the TSA coming to the conclusion that they have lost track of thousands of uniforms and badges. Not just any old badge; these badges actually provide access to secure areas of the airport.
Apparently the TSA did not have a suitable system in place to check that retiring (or fired) agents were actually returning their stuff. So, while they are busy making sure you don't bring dangerous bottled water on the plane, potential terrorists might be out there buying real TSA uniforms.
Is that an Apple branded bomb in your bag?
When Apple released their new ultra-thin laptop, I doubt anyone at the design department ever thought that the TSA might confuse the sleek lines of the Macbook Air with a bomb.
Apparently the TSA had not been keeping up with the latest technologies enough to understand that a thin computer does not always have to be an explosive device.
Breasts + nipple rings + pliers = TSA embarrassment
One of the more high profile stories involving the TSA this year, was an incident involving breasts and nipple rings.
While these 2 usually make for a steamy story that beings with "Dear Penthouse...", this incident was quite embarrassing for the TSA.
When Mandi Hamlin passed through the checkpoint, she set off the handheld metal detector wand. Instead of just asking for a manual search by a female agent, the male TSA agents decided it would much more fun to give Mandi a pair of pliers and demand that she remove her nipple rings.
Once Gloria Allred go involved, the TSA announced it would change the way it screens passengers with body piercings.
Greed knows no boundaries with this TSA agent
In September, I reported on a TSA agent who was helping himself to goodies from our luggage. Not content with low priced items like MP3 players and digital cameras, this idiot thought it would be cool to snag himself a $47,000 HD video camera from HBO.
As with most thieves, this guy got caught when he became too greedy. The FBI purchased one of his items off Ebay, and apprehended him.
TSA behavior detection, detects not much more than that
In 2006, the TSA started a highly promoted "behavior detection program" which involved training their agents to detect terrorists based on nothing more than suspicious behavior.
In total, 160,000 people were flagged by this method, resulting in just 1,266 arrests. Aaron covered this waste of time and tax money in November including a priceless quote from a Carnegie Mellon professor who calls the program "a sham".
Sprained ankle? Prove it!
It's bad enough when the antics at your checkpoint are merely annoying, it's another when the screeners actually cause bodily harm.
That is what happened to Lorna Dunlap at Pasco, WA airport and Jeffrey wrote about this insane incident back in October.
Poor Lorna has sprained her ankle, forcing her to travel with a leg brace. Apparently, the screener wanted more proof of this injury, so told her to remove her leg brace and stand on one leg.
The stupidity caused her to fracture her leg in 2 places, but I'm sure she's relieved to hear that the TSA is "looking into it".
Another breast related incident
The TSA really seems to have a problem with breasts. When you read what happened to Nancy Kates, you'd probably suspect that the TSA agents all received a memo warning about boobie bombs.
Nancy is a big-busted woman, but when her underwire set off the metal detector, it was the beginning of a 40 minute dispute that resulted in her having to explain to a TSA supervisor how the Constitution works.
In the end, the TSA was so kind as to let her simply remove her bra and go through the checkpoint again, but that didn't stop her from making sure the entire world got to read her story.