People are always shocked to learn that I don't drink coffee. They say, "Mike, you attack the day with the vim and vigor of a boy one-third your age. Certainly, you must caffeinate yourself every morning." People are also surprised to learn that I rarely wear a watch. They say things like, "But, Mike, you are as prompt as a man with one-third the level of OCD that you possess. Certainly, you must have a precision timepiece." Well, the fact of the matter is I do not need coffee or watches. I'm high on life and my body clock is more accurate than the U.S. government's atomic clock. But, for those of you who are without these natural gifts there's the TimeMug.

The TimeMug finally puts a clock face where you've always needed it: on the side of your insulated travel mug. How many times has this happened to you: You're sipping your cup of coffee, realize you need to know the time, check your watch and spill your coffee all over your trousers? If you said, "at least seven times," then I'm amazed that you have the motor skills to access this website. Regardless, who needs the time and their coffee separated? By combining their powers, there's literally nothing that can stop you from being on-time and alert.*

But what if you're a fashionista who needs a TravelMug that matches your couture lifestyle? Well, for you there's the TimeMug Rhinestone Collection. Wouldn't it look handsome in your Bentley's cup holder? Yes, it would.

As always, let's rely on the official product description to seal the deal:

With two rhinestone timepiece options and so many dazzling colors to choose from, there's a TimeMug right for everyone.

The good people at TimeMug understand that the only things that matter to consumers are colors and rhinestones. It's like they can see into our souls. So, put down your Bedazzler and get yourself a TimeMug.

* Any number of things could still prevent you from being on-time and/or alert including, but not limited to, traffic, insomnia, "Irishing up your coffee," rabies and explosive diarrhea.

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