Jan 27th, 2011 at 9:00AM:
The folks over at Pleated Jeans have come up with a funny yet painful new map of America. It doesn't show our cities or rivers or mountains, it shows our flaws. As you can see, each state is singled out for what they're worst at. Maps reveal a lot about the territory they cover, and this one shows more than some people may want to see.
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Why your state sucks: the depressing but true map of America
Jan 27th, 2011 at 9:00AM:
The folks over at Pleated Jeans have come up with a funny yet painful new map of America. It doesn't show our cities or rivers or mountains, it shows our flaws. As you can see, each state is singled out for what they're worst at. Maps reveal a lot about the territory they cover, and this one shows more than some people may want to see.
I've lived in three different states and I have to say ...Porn mogul to offer free hotel rooms for guests who perform
Nov 9th, 2010 at 9:00AM: How far would you go for a free hotel room? Swedish pornographer Berth Milton Jr. hopes you'd go all the way; he's proposing a new chain of "sex-themed, five-star hotels" and would offer free stays for guests who have sex on webcams. Barbara DeLollis reports in USA Today that Milton believes subscriptions could bring in nearly $44 million a year from viewers who will pay to watch amateurs having ...Australian customs pushes foreigners on porn
Oct 20th, 2010 at 1:00PM: Tourists and business travelers are getting annoyed with the Australian government. Hey, nobody likes airport security and customs employees in any country, but this time, the Aussies have just gone too far. In an attempt to pacify fundamentalist Christians in the country, the authorities decided to target porn.
And hilarity ensued.
According to TechEye, "[S]ince that would not go down well ...What Middle Eastern country bought its Twitter name from a porn site?
Sep 16th, 2010 at 1:00PM: @Israel hasn't been used much since being registered on Twitter in 2007. Back then, well before the company crossed the 100 million-user mark, you could get just about any Twitter name you wanted, and Israel Melendez decided he wanted to use his first name. Think of the glory! If this Twitter thing ever hit it big (which, obviously, it did), he'd have the equivalent of a first name Gmail addressor ...Minnesota porn ban to spank some hotels, except when too expensive
Sep 7th, 2010 at 11:00AM: If a porn ban in Minnesota's Winona County passes, hotels will have to operate under a "clean hotel" policy. County employees wouldn't be able to stay at properties that have adult fare on the menu, though there are some specific exceptions to this rule. Ostensibly, this measure is intended to lower incidents of sexual and domestic violence, which the county says has a link to porn according to ...Porn star rights Customs' wrong
Apr 26th, 2010 at 8:00AM: A Brooklyn guy was faced with the worst of scenarios. Coming through customs on a return trip from Puerto Rico, he was cuffed in San Juan. He was accused of transporting child pornography, because a copy of the DVD "Little Lupe the Innocent" was found in his bags. Of course, Carlos Simon-Timmerman claimed his innocence, so in his mind at least, he was staring down two decades in prison for ...Minnesota lawmaker wants to ban state workers from hotels that sell "violent" pay per view porn
Mar 8th, 2010 at 12:00PM: Minnesota Senator Tarryl Clark is sponsoring a bill that will ban state workers from using public money to stay at any hotels that sell violent pornography on their pay per view TV system.
In the bill, provisions are made for the State Department of Administration to keep a directory of approved facilities.
Now, I don't know about you, but I'm not entirely sure how the state plans to compile ...Helo pilot grounded because of in-flight porn star tryst
May 15th, 2009 at 4:00PM: Definition of good sex: you're willing to come back for more Definition of great sex: you're willing to piss away your pilot's license Definition of unforgettable sex: "great" sex with a porn star
David Martz is stupid enough to make receiving oral sex unpleasant. How? He was videotaped(!) on the receiving end of a passenger's lips while flying a helicopter around San Diego. If this is some ...Smut bust at Sweden's airport authority: 7 fired, 1 quit
May 6th, 2009 at 5:00PM: Sweden's airport authority had problems with its computer systems ... caused by porn. An investigation has revealed that LFV Group employees were passing the time on adult websites while at work. Seven have been fired, and one employee quit as a result. Particularly loathsome is the fact that some of these employees accessed at least one website with child pornography.
This behavior was ...Daily deal - free (porn) movies in your hotel room!
Apr 1st, 2009 at 11:30AM: My daily deal for today is perfect for anyone who is stuck in their boring hotel room and isn't able to get their own movies on the hotel TV. If your hotel uses one of the more popular pay-per-view movie delivery systems, I'm going to let you in on a secret on how to get some free porn on the tube in your room (it also works on regular movies, but I mean, really, who cares?). Grab the remote ...Porn industry disgusted by flight attendant side job
Mar 23rd, 2009 at 11:30AM: "Look, we all have standards," an adult entertainer familiar with the full- and part-time work of Ryanair flight attendant Edita Schindlerova told The Independent. "I think it's disgusting that she works for Ryanair. All of us here at Biggus Dickus Productions feel really let down by her. If only she had told us she worked for them, maybe we could have done something to help her. Now, she has ...Ryanair flight attendant moonlights in porn
Mar 22nd, 2009 at 11:00AM: When the crew yells, "Brace!" one Ryanair flight attendant probably looks for the cameras. London tabloid The Sun (NSFW) alleges that flight attendant Edita Schindlerova (hopefully under a shorter name) moonlights in porn – on video and the web. The sexy 22-year-old also makes an appearance in the airline's 2009 calendar. The sultry stewardess wore a bikini and a smear of grease in the ...Having Best Job in World Risks Best Job in World Contest
Mar 14th, 2009 at 12:00PM: We all know about "the best job in the world" contest. Well, it seems as though one entry could be, um, tainted. Tourism Queensland is digging into claims by London newspaper The Sun that one candidate for the Hamilton Island gig spread her legs for an illegal Russian porn studio. All we know so far is that someone will get screwed. Julia Yalovitsyna, one of the top 50 in the contest worked as ...The truth about in-room adult entertainment
Feb 23rd, 2009 at 9:00AM: It's tough to report on the adult entertainment business. Data's hard to find, and ranges are substituted for exact numbers. Because of this, the smallest anecdote can be stretched and prodded for years, ultimately taking on a life of its own. Adult-oriented in-room entertainment – porn, dirty movies, the stuff that's pretty hard to order by mistake – falls into this category. Only ...Tips for Adult Expo: Take a shower
Dec 28th, 2008 at 9:00AM: Every year, there is a quiet war waged at Adult Entertainment Expo (safe for work, just links to a previous article). On the one side are the throngs that come from across the country, eager to have that one-time meeting with Ava Rose or desperate to inhale Vivian West's cigarette smoke. Opposing are the insiders, the people who work in the porn business. They use the convention as a way to ...Shanghai Neck-Licks
Aug 27th, 2006 at 9:37PM: I've heard of French kissing and Kama Sutra, but the Shanghai neck-lick is new-new news to me and apparently to some of the residents in Shanghai as well. Now how's that possible? The folks over at Shanghaiist discovered the maneuver and how it's performed in a story from the LA Weekly about attending a punk rock show. Uh-huh. From what I gather Shanghai neck-licks involve a fair amount of groping ...
