Feb 6th, 2012 at 1:00PM: How we remember our heroes usually depends on when we idolized them. The images that move us the most get etched into our brains. As a kid, I wanted to be Indiana Jones. In my mind, Harrison Ford will always been that whip-toting adventurer (though not the one with the sagging man-boobs in the most recent Indy film that I refuse to acknowledge). He'll always have a place on the Wall of Honor in ...Click on a label to read posts from that part of the world.
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Feb 6th, 2012 at 1:00PM: How we remember our heroes usually depends on when we idolized them. The images that move us the most get etched into our brains. As a kid, I wanted to be Indiana Jones. In my mind, Harrison Ford will always been that whip-toting adventurer (though not the one with the sagging man-boobs in the most recent Indy film that I refuse to acknowledge). He'll always have a place on the Wall of Honor in ...SkyMall Monday: Food Pillows
Jan 23rd, 2012 at 1:00PM: Some decisions are easy because you simply don't have a choice. The decision is made for you when there's only one option. Others force you to pick between two worthy candidates (think ice cream or cookies for dessert). Things get tricky when you encounter more than two viable options. How do you choose from a cornucopia of wonder? Here at SkyMall Monday, we typically engage in heated battles of ...SkyMall Monday: Rechargeable Heated Slippers
Jan 16th, 2012 at 1:00PM:
What do you wear to stay warm? A hat? Some mittens? Perhaps a pair of boots? You're a fool. When temperatures plunge below freezing, you can't rely on down and wool to keep you from dying of hypothermia. And body heat alone won't suffice when you're lost in the wilderness. If you're going to keep frostbite at bay you need to bring your own heat to the party. This week, SkyMall Monday looks at ...
SkyMall Monday: Beard Cap
Jan 9th, 2012 at 1:00PM: I've been a bit cranky in this space recently. I've railed against the Nuddle Blanket and the Ponchillow in the last few weeks. Many of you, I'm sure, have begun to worry that I've lost my zest for SkyMall. Rest assured that I remain optimistic about our favorite in-flight catalog and that there are still countless products that leave me engorged with excitement. In fact, SkyMall Monday ...SkyMall Monday: Ponchillo, the fleece poncho with a pillow
Jan 2nd, 2012 at 1:00PM: It hasn't even been a month since I railed against the Nuddle Blanket and called for everyone to stop purchasing asinine blankets with sleeves. I thought for sure that common sense would spread across the land and that sanity would prevail. Alas, a new threat has presented itself and we must once again brace ourselves for an onslaught of perplexing infomercials. Despite our best efforts here at ...SkyMall Monday: O to Go Portable Wine Glasses
Dec 26th, 2011 at 1:00PM: Going out for a lavish meal with friends is one of the great pleasures in life. Elegant food, good company and, of course, delicious wine make for a wonderful night out. However, some people take their wine very seriously and anything that takes away from their vino experience can ruin the evening. The last thing anyone wants is for one of their friends to storm out of the restaurant because the ...SkyMall Monday: Cell Phone Handset Battle
Dec 19th, 2011 at 1:00PM:
If you've used an iPhone, you know that holding it up to your ear for a long period of time can be uncomfortable. If you need to be on a lengthy call, cradling the iPhone in your hand can get tiresome. Speakerphone is not always a viable option and headphones can be unsafe for your ears. Thankfully, SkyMall offers two options for adding a handset to your iPhone. This week, SkyMall Monday ...SkyMall Monday: Clocks
Dec 12th, 2011 at 1:00PM: We're a culture that's fixated on time. We schedule meetings, play dates for our kids, parties and dates. We're hyper-aware of the time. Here at SkyMall Monday, we have our days scheduled right down to the minute. We keep clocks on the walls, watches on our wrists and smartphones handy to check the time no matter where we are in the ol' HQ. Our lives can get pretty chaotic this time of year, but ...SkyMall Monday: Nuddle Blanket
Dec 5th, 2011 at 1:00PM: We can tolerate a lot here at Skymall Monday. We have a soft spot for Wine Glass Holder Necklaces, adult bibs for sloppily eating in the car and, of course, the Edge Brownie Pan. Sometimes, though, products just rub us the wrong way. Sure, we can usually feign enjoyment for the sake of a joke, but not this week. Frankly, we're at our wits' end. Enough with novelty blankets already! The Snuggie ...SkyMall Monday: Leaf Rake Hands
Nov 28th, 2011 at 1:00PM: As kids, it's natural to imagine ourselves as superheroes. Heck, some of us still fantasize about that as adults. How cool would it be to have super powers and to defend the world against supervillians. Sadly, however, reality is such that this isn't really possible. Even if you tried to be a superhero, you'd probably just end up in trouble with the law. At the end of the day, there are no ...SkyMall Monday: Obol
Nov 21st, 2011 at 1:00PM: There's a time and a place for mushy foods. Not having to chew comes in handy when you've had your wisdom teeth pulled, your jaw wired shut or you've misplaced your dentures. Beyond that, the sensation of chewing is part of the enjoyment of eating. People want to feel something hearty and substantial in their mouths (that's what she said). Here at SkyMall Monday headquarters, we start each day ...Win SkyMall products at the NYC Southwest Porch
Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:30PM: Always wanted some of the SkyMall products that we profile every week in SkyMall Monday? Would you like to win some of those products? This Thursday, November 17, SkyMall is holding an event at the Southwest Porch in New York's Bryant Park. From 6pm to 8pm, representatives from our favorite catalog will be giving guests chances to win Garden Yetis, marshmallow shooters, the famous SkyRest Travel ...SkyMall Monday: Is the tugo rolling luggage drink holder clever or idiotic?
Nov 14th, 2011 at 1:00PM: I typically have very firm feelings about a SkyMall product. I either love it with all of my heart or hate it with a fiery passion. We're not shy with our opinions here at SkyMall Monday headquarters. So, you can imagine how I feel this week when, well, I'm not sure what to think about the featured product. My gut tells me that it's horrible. Heck, my mind tells me that, too. But, some other part ...SkyMall Monday: Protein Ketchup
Nov 7th, 2011 at 1:00PM: The other day, while relaxing in SkyMall Monday headquarters, I was about to enjoy a juicy hamburger with some french fries when an alarm went off in my brain. I realized that a burger and fries was not a very nutritious meal. Here I am, trying to get in shape for my wedding and I'm denying my body what it really needs. I immediately put the burger down and thought about what I could do ...SkyMall Monday: Create a SkyMall product, earn a $1 million investment
Oct 31st, 2011 at 1:00PM: How often do you flip through the SkyMall catalog and think to yourself, "I could have created that"? If you're like me, you do that every single time you read it. For all of the jokes we make at SkyMall's expense, it is a lucrative business and many of those zany inventions have done quite well financially. It's easy to think that you can create something just as good, if not better, than what's ...SkyMall Monday: Large Universal Skate Sail (the worst SkyMall product ever?)
Oct 24th, 2011 at 1:00PM: I want to love every SkyMall product. I mean, they're all so gosh darn loveable. And, like the infomercials that you see when you can't fall asleep, the descriptions of each gadget in SkyMall lead you to believe that they're the greatest thing since the Edge Brownie Pan. Every SkyMall product that we've ever reviewed for SkyMall Monday has touted itself as life-changing and showcased all of its ...SkyMall Monday: StarScreen Social Backdrops
Oct 17th, 2011 at 1:00PM: Working from home is dramatically different from working in an office. For one, those of us who work from home rarely put on pants. Beyond that, we often spend most of our time alone, sitting at our makeshift, on our couches or even laying in our beds in front of our computers. The vast majority of the time this unconventional work environment is irrelevant, because no one sees us. So long as ...SkyMall Monday: Sit Fit Exercise Device
Oct 3rd, 2011 at 1:00PM: Now more than ever, we all spend way too much time at our desks staring at computers. That means that we have less time for long walks, brisk jogs and other aerobic exercise. All of this leads to weight gain, diminishing health and lazy lifestyles. With winter just around the corner, exercising outdoors becomes more challenging. That means that we have to get more creative about how we find time ...SkyMall Monday: Anniversary Gifts
Sep 26th, 2011 at 1:00PM: Last week, my fiancée and I celebrated our two-year anniversary. We met and went out on our first date on the same day (I work fast). We're getting married next Spring, so we'll soon have a new anniversary to celebrate. Do we stop celebrating our initial anniversary date? Do we celebrate both anniversaries? How does that work? Anyway, it was obviously a festive week at SkyMall Monday ...SkyMall Monday: Travel Hangers
Sep 19th, 2011 at 1:00PM: Wrinkles are for Shar Peis and old people. They have no place on your clothing. If you show up to a meeting, formal function or even just a casual date looking like you slept in your clothes, people will think that you're homeless. Here at SkyMall Monday headquarters, we steam the clothes that we're wearing every hour. It keeps us looking fresh and professional throughout the day (and does wonders ...
