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May 26th 2012 9:06PM Here's the deal. The time to decide you're not going to jump out of a perfectly good airplane .... is before you sign the Insurance Waiver and agree to get on the plane. The skydiving instructor has a duty to get everyone "out of the plane" safely. Unless the plane is sitting still over the drop zone (which only happens in cartoons) ... there is an implied consent that if you paid for the service, signed the waiver, took the lessons and got on the plane .... then you will leave that plane in a timely manner ... so as not to put any of the other passengers at risk when it's time for them to take the leap. Granny may have had second thoughts ..... but who in their right mind wouldn't have second thoughts about skydiving for the first time? At least her chute pak wasn't full of dirty laundry instead of a parachute ..... now THAT would be grounds for a lawsuit!
May 26th 2012 6:28AM Next week-end, the grand-kids are taking mamaw bull-riding.
Aug 9th 2011 1:44PM The coldest winter I've ever experienced was a summer in San Fransico.
Sep 22nd 2010 8:18AM I can't understand it. I thought Der Hoffinschnitzel danced like Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind.
Sep 18th 2010 11:32PM "Instead, I climbed on the back of a motorcycle and took a ride by the sea." OMG! Once again, a member of HELLS ANGELS picks up a heartbroken hitch-hiker and saves the day. lmaooo
Sep 6th 2010 8:27AM The strippers should go into the church and learn how to make bigger boobs out of themselves and the Pastor should go into the titty bar and pray for a revelation.
Aug 17th 2010 2:25AM Masters & Johnson's research uncovered the fact that the only time a left-handed person masterbates with their right hand is when they are writing a love letter to themselves at the same time.
May 22nd 2010 3:16AM Strange story ..... how did he lie again? Said he was divorced and was actually only separated? There is something else .... right. He was a post op TV, he was nailing your sister AND mother, he worked at the airport as a mechanic and was joy-riding in Corporate helicopters, awol from the Mexican Army ???????..... something else .... anthing else!! Pullllleaseeeeeeeeeee
Mar 9th 2010 6:15AM Well said .... I think Burkett got the short end of the Media "stick" on this one.