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May 9th 2011 7:10AM Your typical garden variety, softball-lobbing interview, until the last question: "Is it difficult for you to look at bald men?" Wow. Where does on even begin, with that gem? Yes, Nicki, we all know how painful it is to gaze upon men with no hair. I've heard tales of people doing this, and burning out their retinas. In more extreme cases, people have turned to stone, or actually died. How you got to be an interviewer, I'll never know. Why don't you try something a little more benign, like say, a toll booth attendant? And why do I get the sneaking suspicion that you yourself resemble the north end of a southbound cow?
Mar 18th 2011 7:22AM I think I can help, in this situation. I have extensive training as a Squirrel Whisperer. Fear not, Bennington.
Nov 5th 2009 7:16AM I don't know, maybe he should go back to selling sporting goods, huh?
Jul 1st 2009 4:49PM Next time, wear a condom, Gomer. Your women have become nothing more than Pez dispensers for babies.
Mar 27th 2007 9:50PM "The First Cut Is The Deepest" was written by Cat Stevens, back in the '60's. That was a pretty good decade for bad lyrics too. Maybe, um......'when it comes to making love, he's perverse.'
Mar 27th 2007 9:29PM Mick had his moment in "Rocks Off", with...."the sunshine bores the daylights out of me."
On "Every Picture Tells a Story, Rod tells us that, "My body stunk, but I kept my funk." Sorry, Rod, but a stinky body is a whole other kind of funk.