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That Guy from C+C Music Factory: 'Memba Him?! {TMZ}
Apr 5th 2009 3:54AM I like also song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant 'Everybody Dancing Now'!
New Borat book {Gadling}
Dec 14th 2007 9:50AM Jagshemash, Gadling peoples!
This be a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat still only number four most famous, even after great success movie film - but maybe he improve that rankle after great success of this book...
I writes because have wondering why you not make review of Borat book yet? Is it because you enjoy so much, can not put it down to write review..?
If want, should mention to readers that can see movie poster for mine own porno film call "King Khram" on page 49. But should warn viewers that this poster shows Jonnys naked monkey khram in all of its glory whole.
Why not? It is nice!
Chenquieh.
NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.
Borat To Write Travel Book Called "Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A" {Gadling}
Sep 20th 2007 1:08PM Jagshemash!
My name a Jonny the Monkey, number one most famous celebrity in all Kazakhstan. Good friend Borat only number four most famous, but maybe be MORE famous after release of him's book...
Me write commenting about book here because want update you and you reader friends that new information available!
Borat make publish of this book in Novembers month and it sure to be great success!
If want to read detailing, can have see at Jonnys official internet tube websitings page:
http://www.jonnythemonkey.com/borat-book.php
Thanks you very much!
Chenquieh.
NOTE: This comment was 'hand signed' by Jonny the Monkey to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated and posted those words here.
Not Sexytime! Borat Victim of Abuse, Says State Dept. {TMZ}
Mar 8th 2007 11:16AM Jagshemash!
I am Jonny the Monkey, good friend Borat and #1 star in all Kazakhstan - Borat still #4 celebrity even though movie great success...
Jonny actually LIKE part where Condalisa Rise report on Human Rights abuse mention Borat website taken away from dirty Sanchez Baron Cohen by glorious Kazak government - dirty Cohens been riding Borat jacket tails for years! He make profits while worker Borat live in squalor with ugly wife.
Also interesting Report NOT complain about Borat create Weapons of Massive Destruction while study plague research in Astana University...
At that time, Borat create plague that later use on nearby Uzbekistank goats and kill many million of them... but maybe Condalisa consider it justifyiable homocide against filthy Uzbek goats(??!!).
Chenquieh!
* NOTE: this comment was made by Jonny the Monkey using sign language to his gypsy assistant Batyr, who then translated those words into English and transcribed them here.
Cops Respond to Chyna Doll's Rabid Protest {TMZ}
Feb 15th 2007 11:56AM I am Jonny the Monkey - #1 celebrity in all Kazakhstan (Borat still #4 star, even after great success of movie).
You say "no comment from the monkeys", so I comment since I learn sign language from Batyr the Gypsy while he cell mate at Astana Zoo (Batyr get locked up for break law by bake bagel)...
It fine to do psychologic experiment on monkeys, so China man-doll and Barb twins can stop screaming like excited chimpanzees. It also allowable for test cosmetics on monkeys - after all, first American cosmonaut was monkey !
If screaming woman and ugly head butt man come near Jonny while he performing experiments on gypsy assistant Batyr (consist mostly throw potatos at head when not expecting it), then Jonny will throw poop at them fresh from anoos... hopefully land right in their bullshorn! :-)
Chenquieh!
* Note: this post was hand signed to Jonny's gypsy assistant Batyr, who translated his words and transcribed them in this comment.
