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Jun 13th 2010 8:57PM I just carry around bricks of gold. They can be used for self defense and everyone accepts them. Also carrying around a hydrogen bomb has allowed me entry to just about any location I have ever tried. However, the best thing I have found is to actually drive my car directly into the ATM machine. I try to do so at full speed. Then I can collect the loose bills that are flying everywhere when I am finished gagging from the airbag delpoyment. Banks love it when you do that because it's a nice write-off for them. Sometimes I rent a Blimp from goodyear, fill it with hydrogen and aim it directly at Fort Knox. I jump off at the last minute and watch it explode on impact. After the terror has subsided...simply pick up a few chunks of gold and you are GOLDEN!!
May 2nd 2010 1:22AM oh REEEEEEEELY!
Apr 20th 2010 3:45PM Use hydrochloric acid or alien juice.
Apr 3rd 2010 2:03AM He has played a very good role as Jacob in "Lost."
But too bad he is going to star as the new Charles Nelson Riley in the forthcoming Liddsville movie. It might put a damper on his success to play such a daring character.
I think he would be better off trying to play Gumby in the new Gumby movie coming out next year.
Actually he would make a good assistant to Marcus Welby M.D. in the new movie coming out with that name. He even may want to try his hand playing in the new Banana Splits movie due out in 2012. However, I think he should stick to his roots, and make a better name for himself as a bassoonist. He was so good in the Philly Orchestra. Oh well...who am I.
Mar 22nd 2010 12:26AM Gooneyville idiocy.
Mar 18th 2010 4:27PM How immy!
Mar 18th 2010 4:24PM They should both be fired for such a huge and extremely unprofessional gaffe. They also should be caned,impaled against a brick wall, and disemboweled. That'll teach them not to pull that stupidity again.
Then the entire universe should be imploded.
Mar 10th 2010 7:40PM Jimmy Fallon is the most talentless anxiety ridden idiot on television. Hs is absolutely NOT funny for ANY age group...young old. Who did he do favors for to get his show? He was horrible from the first show forward. HE IS NOT FUNNY!!!
He reminds me of a pulsating, vomitous, sploogey covered, nail biting, unfunny, anus.