Five ways to get the person in the seat next to you to stop talking {Gadling}

Nov 24th 2009 7:15PM Ask them if they'd like to accept Jesus Christ as their savior. If they're already a fundamentalist, start telling them about Amway. If that fails, you're going to have to break out the descriptions of your oozing rash. And order A LOT of those little bottles of gin from the flight attendant.