Hawaii says "stay away" to the Wienermobile {Gadling}

Jul 24th 2009 5:02PM WELLL, SINCE THE WEINER-MOBILE IS SO OFFENSIVE, THE ONLY PROPER THING TO DO IS TO NOT ONLY HONOR THEIR REQUEST THAT
IT NOT RETURN, BUT TO ALSO WITHDRAW THE SALE OF ALL WEINERS, HOTDOGS AND SAUSAGES SO THEY WILL ALSO NOT OFFEND THE
POPULATIONS TASTE BUDS. THIS WOULD ALSO INCLUDE ANY AVAILABLE FOODS OR SIMILAR FOODS AT ANY RESTAURANTS AND FAST FOOD PLACES. TOURISTS WHO WANT TO ENJOY THIS AMERICAN TRADITION CAN VACATION IN OTHER TROPICAL LOCATIONS AND LEAVE THE HAWIAAN'S IN PEACE.