Flesh eating bacteria consumes cruise passenger in 24 hours {Gadling}

May 7th 2009 2:11PM "Just be sure to stay away from any flesh eating bacteria and zombies."

Why do 'journalists' these days have to be cute and insert themselves into stories all the time? I will miss old-fashioned quality journalism that stuck to the facts and to clear language with no extranious 'cute' commentary (see above)!!! This piece is well written except for the last paragraph. I would have, though, preferred the article to have started with the word "have". Or would that have been too old-fashioned?