10 Drinks Men Should Not Order {Gadling}

Aug 4th 2007 8:50PM First of all, if one is so terribly insecure with their own "masculinity" that the "gender appropriateness" of a DRINK will either make or break them, they are clearly lacking the mental maturity to be consuming alcohol in the first place. For those concerned with the horrors of weight gain due to the sugar content of "fruity" drinks, I'll simply say WAKE UP! Though sugar ain't gonna help your waist line, it's the consumption of any alcoholic beverage, be it a "manly" beer, or a "girly" drink dressed in pretty pink parasols, that cause weight gain...Hence the term "BEER BELLY"... I've never heard of it referred to ass a "Pina Collada" belly. In conclusion, I would like to say to all you "men" out there with an ounce of common sense or a lick of maturity... Go out and order any damn drink you WANT! Even better, dress up like Elton John, crank up the old "YMCA," and sip your fruity drinks 'til dawn. Defy gender restrictions and you just might find that life can be fun.