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Chicago Stressed Out, Miami Super Chill {Rented Spaces}
Oct 22nd 2009 2:32PM I hope no one tries to blame it on Obama and the rest of the corrupt Democrats. Just because Chicago Democrats run the most corrupt city in America doesn't make it Obama's fault. That's just not fair.
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 18th 2008 8:00AM Stewardesses are only good for two things: stowing bags and taking back to the hotel after the flight. If this one doesn't want to stow bags, she's gonna have to make it up in the sack.
Are you a fattie, Heather?
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 18th 2008 7:28AM Miss Hasn't-Got-A-Penny: It is in their job description. Read their job description before you post ignorant nonsense.
Look, I recognize the world needs ditch-diggers too. I'm not saying they're worthless. I'm just saying that pretending that flight attendants or bathroom attendants or ditch-digging are some sort of honorable profession demanding our respect is silly. These people aren't highly skilled. They pour coffee and point at exit signs. It's not hard.
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 8:05PM I gotta be honest -- this is not a job for a woman 6 months pregnant. If you were seriously there for "passenger safety", they wouldn't let a 6 month pregnant woman do it. What could you do in an emergency? Let the plane land on your belly? That just proves you're all just glorified waitresses.
But here's the other issue: you're an 18 year flying waitress with a bad back? Have you thought about finding another job so a young hot one can take your place? Your passengers would appreciate it.
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 8:02PM I think Retired777Captain is really smart. People who rant in all caps usually are.
Of course, he's not actually a captain of anything except his own bathtub. And occasionally he has trouble with that.
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 8:00PM There are no cute flight attendants on US airlines. Just fat ugly ones who've grown so old that they complain about lifting a bag. Imagine that -- the hardest part of their day is having to pick up a bag. And they're whining about it!
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 7:57PM Seawitch, you're right. I often see those skanky little flight attendants heading back to the hotel with the pilots. If any of them looked better than the average crack whore, someone might pay attention.
Now, the girls on Alitalia or Singapore Air can turn some heads. But the US airlines? They're awful. Fat old bags -- only union rules keep them around. And they think they're important? That's just weird.
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 7:54PM Gosh, my feelings are hurt. A flight attendant doesn't like me. Boo-freakin'-hoo. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. Flight attendants are such valuable members of society. What would we do without them? Put our own bags in the bin?
Look, darlin', nothing changes the fact that you're going to have to put my bag up in the bin, get me a drink, smile, and then shut up until I call you. Understand?
(Flying waitresses need a firm hand to control them properly, or they get all whiny and lazy like this one)
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 7:51PM Anyone else think Retired777Captain actually captained a little toy airplane? Look, "Captain", you're obviously not bright enough to realize when you're outmatched. I strongly suggest that your nurse pull out the feeding tube. The world can go on without you.
(Press the caps lock button again, Captain. That turns those pesky caps off. It's your friend. Use it.)
Galley Gossip: Flight Attendant Pet Peeve #3: You want me to do what? {Gadling}
Jul 17th 2008 5:21PM They're not qualified for any other jobs. And who else would pay you that much to work 15 days a month? It used to be that the airlines had standards -- they hired hotties who would serve drinks, fluff your pillow, and maybe give you a handjob in the galley.
Would you want a handjob from one of these fatties today? I don't think so.
