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Cheetos encouraging kids to "stick it to The Man" {ParentDish}
May 30th 2008 4:19AM Cheeto's huh? reminds me of a joke. but first, as for disney for your kids...ya talkin' about hanna montana? the 15 year old miley cyrus that lifts her dress and shows her panties? also shows her bra? not to mention a rather nasty looking picture of her with just a sheet-like hunk of material on her front with her bare back showing and with that sexy little pout on her lips? or, how about the one with her and her dad in a rather strange body positioning? she don't look 15 to me ever, she looks 35. hey, disney isn't sending out really great role model images either.
now, to the joke....
seems a guy happened to wake up one morning as as he peed, he noticed that his wing-ding was a light orange color. this scared him so he went to the doctor instead of going to work. the doc looked him over, took a few tests, gave him some medicine, and told him to stay home from work for a few days, sleep alot, and get loads of rest, and then make an appointment to see him again. the guy slept alot, and rested, as he also took the medicine but his wing-ding kept getting oranger and oranger. in panic, he called the doctor for another appointment. when he got there, the doc told him to drop his drawers so he could get a real good look at the situation. when he saw how deeply orange the guy's wing-ding was, he asked him if he'd slept, rested, and had taken all the medicine. the guy said yeah and that it was so boring that the only other thing he'd done for the last week was that he watched porno's in bed as he ate cheetos.
look, cartoon's have always had bad guy's in them doing dastardly things. the dude that's always trying to shoot bugs bunny. the road runner always trying to be caught by the coyote. how 'bout that old mean coot that always says, "my biscuit's are burning, my biscuit's are burning"...this is when Sam's pants on on fire. does this make little kids start fires? unbalanced ones, sick in the head maybe, but they don't get the idea to do it from old Sam. normal kids won't become copycats. why knock the cheeto dude? you people have better things to complain about...you just like to hear yourselves complain, that's all.
Potent Quotables: Howard Has License to Kill {Spinner}
May 27th 2008 1:16AM i believe killing the young buck is the wrong way to go and i doubt he really meant "kill", as in making the boy dead. i'd look into seeing if i could put a restraining order on the punk and if so, i'd have one worked up legally. punishment could possibly be fining the parents of this boy and make the fine a large one. or, a simple phonecall to his parents may make him stay away. 14? dating? i was still playing with dolls when i was 13 and still when in highschool as a senior, i had to be home by 12:30 am when i was dating boys. i was taught real young that i was valuable and to never use alcohol, drugs, or get myself into a sexual pickle. i ended up dating many, many guys and yet stayed a "good girl". got married at 21 and was still a virgin. see, i valued myself and this is what parents need to instill in their daughters. they can wait to try alcohol and have sex when they're old enough to realize the true harm they can do. also, never get near drugs, ever.
Big Boot: Oprah Winfrey Ends Her Own Show {Blackvoices Main}
May 20th 2008 4:38AM ....who iz diz woman? she look like haz man's face. do she grow hair on upper lipz and chinz? she shave it off maybe? she have lotz puff above eyez, noze getting wider, cheekz fat like santa's. ho, ho, ho. she never happy with who she waz...fat and black. she got rich, got skinny, stayed black. she still rich, get fatter again, showing old agez, still stayed black. she very unhappy inside mind, i feelz sorry for her. peoplez only likes her for her moneyz. i feel more sorry for her. go away now unhappy womanz, go away. try be happy before you diez. .....who iz diz woman?
Nerd Alert! Geo Metro: the new "it" car? {Autoblog Green}
May 20th 2008 2:20AM all in all, when you go to a small auto for great gas consumption, you end up getting a cracker box to drive in...and God forbid it ever snows where you are....or you get hit by a pickup truck or suv. give me a 4-wheel drive suv anyday. oh, i already have two of them, don't i? have a '96 honda passport that's in prime condition and it gets 24 mpg or more on the highway. also have a 2006 mercedes-benz ML350 and it gets about the same mpg. these are not cracker boxes by a long shot either. they're quiet, extremely smooth riding, have airbags, and i know that if i get hit by a pickup truck or another suv, i most likely will walk away with few injuries. matter of fact, my benz will allow me to walk away with no injuries, it beat volvo in safety when it comes to crashes from all sides. see, i was in a bad accident and i should be dead right now but the only reason i'm not dead is due to the fact that the seatbelt saved my life. auto had no air bag and the belt broke ribs but at least i survived. the accident didn't happen in a small car either, i was driving a small pickup truck. but if i'd been driving a tiny car, i know for sure i'd be pushing up flowers right now. sure, ya wanna save money on gas but is it worth risking your life for? think about this before getting a great tiny gas miser aluminum coffin.
Small aircraft lands on top of another in Texas {Gadling}
May 19th 2008 4:42AM i live in virginia and we have much better private pilots here. this sort of stuff goes on alot in maryland....and i guess in texas too. this did not happen in virginia...it happened in texas. the writer of this piece must be texas or maryland born. hah.
Norah Jones Chops Off Her Hair, Goes Indie {Spinner}
Apr 12th 2008 8:31PM I HAPPEN TO HAVE HAIR THAT COMES TO THE BOTTOM OF MY BUTT CHEEKS NOW....IT GROWS LIKE WEEDS. I CUT IT AT CHIN LEVEL, DON'T PAY ATTENTION, AND SOON I'M SITTING ON IT AGAIN. SHORT HAIR IS SO MUCH EASIER TO WASH, DRY, BRUSH AND JUST WALK OUT THE DOOR WITH. HOWEVER, I WASH MINE, LET IT AIR DRY, AND BRUSH IT AFTER IT DRIES...WHEN I GET TO THE PLACE I'M GOING TO. I JET LET IT FALL DOWN NATURALLY, DON'T FUSS WITH IT, DYE IT, OR STYLE IT. IT'S JUST HAIR FOR PETE'S SAKE AND REGARDLESS OF LENGTH, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING GAY OR NOT. I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST A HUMAN THAT HAS HAIR GROWING ON MY HEAD. WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE SUCH A BIG STINK OUT OF HAIR?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW THIS GAL HERE, NEVER SAW HER IN LONG HAIR, BUT SHE LOOKS GOOD IN SHORT HAIR. NOW, IF SHE WAS BALD, LIKE BRITTNEY DID TO HERSELF, THIS MAY BE SOMETHING TO HOWL ABOUT. BUT THEN ALSO, LOTS OF MEN ARE BALD SO IF A WOMAN WANTS TO BE BALD TOO, SO BE IT. YOU NIT-PICKS DRIVE ME CRAZY...GRRRRRRRRRR.
Billionaires marry brunettes more than blonds {Stylelist}
Apr 11th 2008 1:28AM most super rich males are so creepy in personality that you'd want a divorce soon if he's with you too much. they have ego's that make you want to barf. look at that trump jerk. i don't think it'd be wise to fall in love with one, if someone actually could, because they'd never be failthful due to the easy ablility to have woman of all colors and sizes sent to whatever place they're at that has a bed, table, or anything to lay down on...floor!! i have brown hair, pale sky blue eyes, don't wear a drop of makeup, am down to earth, quite good looking, and i got a nice guy that's kept me from having to hold a job away from home. he got me a horse farm, loads of horses, cats, dogs, and this is the happiest life that anyone would want. i can go out anywhere at anytime by myself when i want to, he knows i'm not the cheating type, and i can also buy whatever i want, regardless of cost. he's not filthy rich in money, he's just flitly rich in niceness. pee on trying to get a richbug obnoxious man, just look for the "nice" ones and like me, don't have any kids so you can live a carefree happy life. oh, i am a mom, we have 24 furry and hairy kids. earth has way too many people on it already so just amass a bunch of critters.
Expensive caffeine: Coffee made from animal dung goes for £50 a cup {Gadling}
Apr 11th 2008 12:57AM i don't drink coffee, it's all army boot sock wash water. but, i have horses and when a manure ball of their's dries out, it sorta looks like a ball of shredded wheat cereal. huummm, if i were to sprinkle powdered sugar on these dried balls, do ya think i can sell 'em to the english? horse poop won't kill you, it's just processed hay and grains. these could be served as pastry to go with thier turd coffee.
UK offers virtual funerals {Gadling}
Apr 6th 2008 5:41AM WHEN THEY'RE DEAD, THEY DON'T GIVE A HOOT IF YOU SHOW UP FOR THEIR FUNERAL OR NOT. BE REALISTIC HERE. YOU GO SO YOU CAN "SHOW" EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU CARED ABOUT THE DEAD ONE AND HOW HORRIBLY SAD AND MISERABLE YOU ARE NOW. WHEN PEOPLE DIE, IT'S JUST A PITY POOR ME PARTY, MOST WEEPING DONE IS FOR YOU AND NOT FOR THE PATHETIC DEAD ONE. PLUS, YA GOTTA BE THERE TO SEE IF THE DEAD BUZZARD OR BUZZARDETTE LEFT YA SOMETHING SO YOU CAN HIT THEIR HOUSE SOONER THAN THE OTHER'S CAN SO YOU CAN GRAB YOUR PRIZE AND GIT OUT QUICK. I'VE NEVER BEEN AMONGST SO MANY FAKE PEOPLE IN MY LIFE THAN WHEN I'VE BEEN AT FUNERALS. I LIKE TO VISIT THE GRAVE AFTER THE PERSON IS BURIED, THEN IT'S THE TIME TO SAY THE FINAL GOODBYE TO THEM. JUST YOU, THEIR GRAVE, THE QUIET PEACE THAT YOU HAVE SO YOUR THOUGHTS OF THEM WILL BE LOVING HAPPY ONES.
Mariah Carey, Madonna Dethrone Elvis {Spinner}
Apr 6th 2008 5:18AM ELVIS COULDN'T SING WORTH BEANS. HE WOBBLED HIS VOICE AND IT MAKES ME SICK WHEN I HEAR IT. WHEN HE TIRED TO HIT HIGH NOTES, THE MUSIC OUTDID HIS VOICE TO COVER UP HIS ATTEMPT TO DO IT. HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT THAT LOVED HIS DRUGS MORE THAN HE LOVED HIS DAUGHTER AND THIS IS WHY HE KILLED HIMSELF AND CAUSED HER TO BE SO SCREWED UP IN THE HEAD. THIS GUY IS NO KING, HE DOESN'T EVEN REACH THE GRADE OF PEON. BUT WAIT, THAT'S A GOOD THING TO SAY ABOUT ELVIS THE PELVIS...PEE ON HIM.
