When you're on the mailing lists for the gear companies, you get some very odd things pitched your way as "perfect for travelers!" Sometimes the pitch is spot on, and you think, yeah, I would totally recommend that. But other times ... uh, no – just no. Here are three strange ideas that came my way recently – you decide for yourself, but I'll pass.
: This project, funded through Kickstarter (why doesn't this surprise me) solves a problem you didn't know you had. It combines toothpaste, a reel of floss, a mirror, a cap you can use as a cup to rinse with, and, of course, a toothbrush. This all-in-one, handy device is good for approximately 40 uses (if you floss every day, I guess). The campaign is kind of amusing and the device is only 12 bucks, but you know what? I'm good with throwing those little tubes of toothpaste the dentist gives me into my carry-on.
The Sash Bag
: "A modern take on the fanny pack." I'm going to confess something – I own and still sometimes travel with a fanny pack. It's earned its place in travel. I find a money belt about the most awkward piece of travel gear ever invented and my ancient fanny pack, sourced somewhere in the depths of the '80s, fills that role if the type of traveling I'm doing requires it. Beyond that, I just carry a shoulder bag or a day pack. Dudes put the kind of stuff the Sash Bag is supposed to hold in their pockets. I'm taking a cue from the dudes.
The Earbud YoYo
: Apparently, there's an epidemic of accidents on the slopes caused by the annoying tangle of earbud cables. Now, don't get me wrong, the annoyance of tangled earbuds is a legit, albeit first world, complaint. But what I do not need is an additional do-dad attached to the high-speed shred metal loving denizens of the slopes. What I need is for them to pay attention to what's around them, not to focus on their own personal sound tracks. Yes, I'm old. Get off my (snow covered) lawn.
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