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Follies And Fixes In Long-Haul Travel
"No. Different booking."
"But it's with the same airlines..."
"Different booking. No."
"So I'll have to..."
"You'll need to collect your bag in Amsterdam, and then check in again when you get there. Take your bag to the departures desk."
"I don't understand. These flights are on the same airlines. Can you check me in, at least, so I can drop my bag..."
"No. Different booking."
I gave up. Priority club, my ass.
At the check-in desk in Amsterdam, I asked the clerk what the problem was, why I couldn't check in, why I couldn't get my bag through.
"It's terrible," she said, "but they're responsible for your luggage. If they lose it, they have to pay to have it shipped. They don't want to do that."
"But it's with the same airline, both of my flights are KLM/Delta."
"I know," she admitted. "It makes no sense." She shook her head.
I felt somewhat placated. It wasn't a huge annoyance, but I wanted someone to agree that it was ridiculous. Off I went to clear security again and to breathe the rarified air of the frequent flier lounge.
"No. This pass is no good here."
"But it says on the website that ..."
"Yes, but not for day passes. We don't take the day pass here. Delta doesn't pay for the use of the lounge, so we don't take their passes."
I thought I'd understood the rules; I'd read them before buying my pass. I couldn't bring a guest, but I only wanted to bring... myself. Obviously I had not studied the small print with enough detail. And I'd made the mistake of asking the KLM Twitter account, not the Delta Twitter account, about access. What I don't understand about airline partnerships could fill a book.
"You can buy a pass for 45 Euros."
I'd spent 50 dollars to buy the lounge pass. It's not so much money, but I was getting crankier and crankier. I was trying not to get angry. I was tired. I'd been up since 4:30 that morning. I knew I'd be tired; I rarely sleep well before a long flight.
"But you're partners," I said. "You give me partner status everywhere else."
"Let me see what I can do," said the desk clerk, who then called a supervisor, a cool woman in uniform who offered to sell me a pass for 45 Euros. I looked at the KLM agent, angry at her and at myself for not making sure I'd understood the small print.
I told myself to chill. Again. Schiphol is a nice airport. There are worse places to spend a few hours drinking coffee and people watching and dozing in lounge chairs. There's good food, and Wi-Fi that's not great, but is fast enough for complaining on Twitter about how you're angry at your airlines.
"Get more coffee," I thought. "You're just tired. This isn't a big deal."
I got coffee and juice and a sandwich on good brown bread with very fresh mozzarella. I opened my laptop and complained. I drank my juice. I drank my coffee. I hammered away on my keyboard, the picture of a crabby, tired traveler on a stopover.
This business with my lounge pass was the last act in a comedy of errors in my travels to Europe and back. Thanks to a cargo problem on my outbound flight two weeks earlier, my connection in Schiphol to Frankfurt was airtight. I was the last passenger to board the plane – my luggage would not make it. I was not particularly worried. I'd seen a series of flights to Frankfurt following mine. Worst case? My bag would show up while I was sleeping. I could chill.
I went to report the missing luggage at the Delta counter in Frankfurt.
"You need KLM," said the man at the desk.
"But I checked in on Delta... and there's nobody there."
"There HAS to be somebody there," he said, clearly exasperated, and then, walked me back to the KLM desk. There was nobody there. I walked out into arrivals and asked at the information desk, and then, was directed back into the baggage hall.
The clerk had materialized, removed the "Closed" sign, and was taking missing baggage reports from two impatient Israelis who'd boarded just before I did. It was my turn.
"Here's your claim number and the website where you can find out when your bags will arrive."
I stowed the printout with my documents and headed to the hotel. It took me 15 minutes to get there. My luggage was reported on the ground and ready for delivery not long after I'd had lunch. At about 12 hours, I asked for help in calling the number given to me by the clerk at the baggage desk.
"Oh, lord, don't call that number! They'll charge you by the minute!"
"Wait, I have to pay them to tell me where my stuff is? That's crazy."
I checked with customer service online. "Your luggage is on the ground and ready for delivery," they said.
"Well, I KNOW that," I replied. "I've know that for 24 hours now." My bag did finally appear, nearly 36 hours after I'd arrived.
"We're sorry for the delay," said the note from KLM. "We hope you understand."
I'd had it with ground services by the time I returned to Schiphol two weeks later. Any one of these events in isolation I'd have written off as bad luck, a bad day, or general travel mishaps. But the aggregation was making me irritable. The Delta KLM partnership began to feel like a an embittered marriage, kept together for the sake of the kids. I imagined them bickering after the little airplanes had gone to bed. "You said you would..."
I gazed past the plastic chairs and iPad-using Germans and families of bleary Americans in sweatshirts, breakfasting in various states of disconnection with their surroundings. Just on the edge there was the pale purple glow of the Yotel, a pod hotel that offers hourly cabins with showers. I looked at my crumpled, useless lounge pass, at my overpriced juice, at my angry typing on the weak Wi-Fi and then, I checked in for three and a half hours of attitude adjustment.
It cost me 46 Euros for the stay. For that, I got a tiny, clean, super efficient cabin with a comfortable single bunk, a shower and toilet, a TV (which I did not turn on), a powerful Wi-Fi connection, unlimited non-alcoholic drinks (which I did not take sufficient advantage of) and some much needed private space in which to reset my state of mind.
It was money well spent. When I checked out of my cabin after a short nap and some silent lethargy, I felt human again.
Airline partner terms are unclear, delays happen, the mystery of why you can check in here and not there – these things are all part of the process. The follies of transit are a critical part of travel and often, they are unavoidable. As a seasoned traveler, it's rare that I let this stuff get under my skin.
But sometimes, when patience wears thin, you can throw a few bucks at a problem and not make it go away, but at least make it better. Upgrade your seat to Economy Plus, spring for a taxi and get an airport hotel the night before the early flight. Don't buy the Day Pass, that way lies madness, but get yourself something nice. Travel is totally glam, but sometimes, it's wearing and takes a toll. Give yourself a break. Book the pod for a few hours and make yourself human again.
Plus, you can use that refreshed energy for complaint letters to the airlines on the long flight home.