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Halloween Costumes For Travel Lovers
Is your love of travel part of your identity? Have you trawled every Southeast Asian backwater, and explored the twisting streets and alleyways of little-known European cities? Whether your adventurous spirit takes you abroad for work or pleasure, chances are you've seen enough of the planet to know that certain stereotypes exist for a reason.
This year, Gadling decided to come up with some Halloween costume ideas based upon our collective experience as world travelers. Don't take offense: We've all been guilty of travel crimes or attire that make our country of origin painfully obvious. Just remember, there's a fine line between funny and racist. Don't cross it.
Trustafarian Backpacker in Southeast Asia (gender-neutral)
Your costume consists of dreadlocks, "indigenous" necklace and bracelet, Lao beer T-shirt, Thai fisherman's pants, and at least one tribal/Chinese character tattoo (mistranslation optional). This is my variation on Pam Mandel's "Chiang Mai Blogger," which includes "a MacBook Air, Nikon DX000 (one-year old, bought at bugout time), fully-stocked 401k, and crumpled-up absentee ballot, because 'it hardly matters.'"
Euro Trash Guy
Super pointy, expensive leather shoes, douchey scarf, and tight pants n' high thread-count tee are de riguer. Style a fashion mullet, don your trendy shades, and talk about your last holiday on Ibiza. Chain smoke, and offer mints to fellow partygoers, telling them it's Ecstasy. Eek!
Striped thigh-high socks, baby-doll dress or plaid school girl skirt, choppy blond or colored wig, outlandish eye makeup (or try mega-size false lashes), and crazy-high platform shoes. Don't forget the "Hello Kitty" accessories.
"A sash, saying, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," says McLean Robbins. I suggest adding a tiara, and perhaps some type of phallic paraphernalia as accessory.
Travel Writer (gender neutral)
Do not shower for several days prior. Wear whatever clothes you can find crumpled up in your dirty laundry, and carry an overstuffed daypack filled with coffee- and -wine-stained notebook, decrepit laptop, tattered guide book, and much-abused passport. Look stressed. Mutter about deadlines and bus schedules. Feign confusion, and ask partygoers what city/country you're in. Scary.
An easy costume for couples: just wear matching his n' hers outfits, leis, sparkly wedding bands, and big smiles. Carry a camera and mai tais garnished with orchids. For a group, go as "Midwestern Family on Hawaiian Vacation," and have everyone wear matching Hilo Hattie attire and leis. Before I get angry comments, allow me to note that I've lived on Maui twice and yes, these are both a thing.
Yoga pants, kurti blouse, hemp necklace, handmade sandals (barefoot optional), bindi, and glazed eyes. Refer to your spiritual leader by name, often. Cue ghostly sounds.
Canadian (gender neutral)
Sew the national flag on a backpack, deploy lots of "eh's" and "aboots" in conversation, and you're good to go. Ask partygoers if they can spare a loonie.
Ugly American (gender neutral)
If under 30, wear Greek letters/house party shirt of choice, or opt for a tee with an obnoxious saying ("Diva," "Princess," "Where's the Beer?" "I'm with Stupid"). Add inappropriately short-shorts (if female) or saggy pants (male). Carry a copy of a Let's Go guidebook, spendy tennis shoes, and spanking new backpack. Talk loudly about how hungover you are, how much all of your material goods cost (the more expensive, the better), and complain about how no one speaks any English. Shudder.
Older folks can wear a favorite sports team or logo T-shirt (baseball cap optional) or something comparably lacking in style, with khaki shorts, dark socks, and sandals. Carry a map and camera, and in your "outdoor" voice, ask where you can find the nearest McDonald's, or "why no one in this goddamn country wears deodorant." Spooky!
Bring lots of beer (not Fosters!), a wandering eye, and a good attitude.
Happy Halloween, fellow travelers!
[Photo credits: Harajuku Girl, Flick user Leishangthem; hippie, Flickr user madaboutasia; with Stupid, OneHorseShy.com]