I was on my way from Mexico - to Dallas - then off to Baltimore Maryland. We were 4 adult males traveling together. Continental Airlines - when we landed in Dallas from Mexico, put all of our luggage on the plane to Baltimore - but not us. The plane left early - without us on board. We were at the gate 5 min before boarding time - with no plane to catch. They put us up over night in a hotel - which was used mostly by local prostitutes. We insisted on a flight the next day to Washington DC. and then for them to pay for a cab to Baltimore. Which they agreed to. We are all large men 6 ft - about 225 lbs. They gave us all center seats. My seat was next to the poster child for terrorism. A man in a turban - beard - white dress. As I sat down next to him - he ripped out the loudest fart I have ever heard. I said "excuse me?" then he proceeded to fart 3 more times in a row. I asked him if he was planning to blow the plane up from the inside out. He was a delight compared to what was to happen next. The fattest man I have ever seen in my life was forcing himself down the aisle. Pushing his front and back body parts to make it to the seat next to mine. When he sat down the entire aisle side to his seat broke away and landed in the aisle. As he pushed me into the farting terrorist. Did they make him get off the plane - NO ! They brought two men on who welded him into the seat. You could not give me a lifetime of free flights on Continental. I will never fly with them again.

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