A mysterious beast stalks the fields of Essex, England.

Over the weekend local police received calls from a number of eyewitnesses who claimed to have seen a lion in the fields near the village of St. Osyth. One person even snapped a predictably blurry and inconclusive picture of the beast. I'm not a wildlife expert but it looks like a house cat to me.

Police took the sightings seriously enough to scramble two helicopters and a team of officers and wildlife experts. They also checked with a local zoo and circus but neither reported a missing feline. After a long search they found ... nothing.

A police spokesman said the sightings were probably due to "a large domestic cat or a wildcat," the BBC reports. Police have called off the search and told people to enjoy themselves outdoors while remaining cautious. They should also have told them to stop overfeeding their pets with chips and kebabs and wasting police time.

This odd incident is actually part of a much bigger trend in the UK. Alien Big Cats, as they're called, are giant felines not native to the area where they are spotted. Of course they're never actually found. That would ruin the fun. We reported on one jaguar-like creature in Scotland three years ago and that's just a drop in the Alien Big Cat bucket. The Big Cats in Britain research group has collected 240 different reports so far this year.

So why do Brits see lions and pumas in their fields while Americans get buzzed by UFOs? I guess it's just one of those cultural differences we should all celebrate and not analyze too much. So next time you're hiking in the UK, be sure to keep your camera out of focus. You might just start the next wave of Alien Big Cat sightings.

Don't scoff too much, though. One woman said she was attacked by an Alien Big Cat. I've hiked a lot in England and Scotland and while I've never been attacked by an ABC (yes, that's what they call them), I did nearly get attacked by cows.


[Photo courtesy Jennifer Barnard. As far as I know, this particular cat has never been the cause of a lion sighting]

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