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US Government Denies Existence Of Mermaids


The U.S. National Ocean Service has released a statement confirming there is no scientific evidence for mermaids.

Interesting – I didn't realize this was a subject of debate.

Apparently it wasn't until Discovery Channel's Animal Planet network ran a spoof documentary titled "Mermaids: The Body Found." The channel's own press release labels the show "science fiction." This wasn't enough for some viewers and according to the BBC, the National Ocean Service received a couple of inquiries about the fishy folk. To keep the public from reviving the superstitions of illiterate 19th century sailors, they made a public denial of something they never thought they'd have to deny.

When I read this I went through the predictable range of reactions. First I laughed, then I felt smugly superior, then I said, "Hey, I need to write this up for Gadling!" Then I did something I didn't expect.

I got very, very afraid.

The public dialogue is awash with ridiculous assertions: Obama is a Muslim, the Moon landings were faked, all foreigners hate America, aliens regularly visit Earth to anally probe drunk farmers, etc., etc. Last week we even learned that some radical ultra-Orthodox Jews believe Hitler and top Zionists plotted to create the Holocaust so the Jews could create Israel. I'm still shaking my head over that one.

This level of ignorance is the result of many factors, but one cause rules over them all: a complete lack of context. Our schools teach us so little about the world that it's easy to believe anything. Even the most basic knowledge of history, biology, evolution, oceanography, or folklore would guarantee that someone wouldn't believe in mermaids, yet some people who went through the educational system of the most powerful country in the world lack this knowledge.
It's easy to laugh this off when it's about mermaids. It's not so funny when educated people seriously ask me if I had to pack a two-month supply of food to live in Ethiopia, or if Spain still has roving gangs of bandidos.

And if you think nobody is encouraging and profiting off this rampant ignorance, think again. The Republican Party of Texas included as part of its 2012 platform that it opposes the teaching of critical thinking in schools. And no, I'm not picking on the GOP. All politicians manipulate public ignorance to further their own ends. With elections coming up, it's time to get educated.

This is why I love travel. It gets rid of my ignorance and teaches me that I'm ignorant about things I didn't even know I was clueless about. To paraphrase Donald Rumsfeld, it changes unknown unknowns into known knowns. Example: five years ago I thought all of Somalia was in chaos – then I learned about Somaliland. OK, I thought, it's safe for Somalis. I still assumed that it was too dangerous for foreigners. Then I actually went there and checked. Guess what? I'm still alive!

Knowledge is the great weapon of national freedom and personal liberation. If more people got out of their comfort zones and investigated their assumptions, maybe the American public would never have been convinced that one group of people were ignorant savages and needed to be pushed off their land, or another group of people were too stupid to take care of themselves and needed to be enslaved, or that another group of people had more loyalty to the old country than America and needed to be forced into internment camps for the duration of World War II.

This ignorance of "the other" is still rampant today and can turn ugly at any time. It's in our own best interest to get out of our comfort zones. We don't have to leave the country to travel. Our comfort zone ends at the other side of the tracks.

Always question, always be suspicious of an authority's motives, and keep exploring.


Photo of the Sip 'n Dip Lounge in Great Falls, Montana, courtesy Flickr user vsmoothe. That woman is a human actress in a mermaid suit, in case you're wondering. And yes, I totally want to go swimming with her.

Filed under: Learning, North America, United States

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