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When Hostels Are Terrible
Don't get me wrong. I love hostels. Even if someone offered me the choice between a free luxurious hotel room or a basic hostel dorm, I would choose the hostel simply based on the social factor. That being said, it's not always easy sharing a room with 10 other people. Here are some of the most annoying experiences I've encountered in hostels.Sex in the Dorms
Now, I completely understand that months on the road with no action can be difficult, but really, you can be more creative than that. First of all, the shower is a perfectly acceptable place to have sex – and your hostel roommates will thank you for it. Or, why not add a little romance to the special night and splurge on a budget motel room? You could also take this opportunity to cross some things off your bucket list: having sex under the Eiffel Tower, having sex on the London Bridge, or having sex on the Italian Riviera. Basically, you could be having sex anywhere but in the hostel dorm. While I've had a few encounters with these offenders, the worst was in Interlaken, when the girl on the top bunk came home inebriated with a random guy from the bar. Not only did she wake me up with all the shaking and moaning, but also her bra somehow got tossed onto my head during the exchange. Let's just say it was very awkward the next morning.
I know people who snore can't help it but if you know you snore loud enough to wake up the whole building, please splurge on a private room. Many hostels offer them, so you'll still be able to interact with other travelers and still have the whole social experience of backpacking. Once in a 10-person hostel room in Buenos Aires, the guy next to me was snoring so loud the rest of us stayed up all night. Since I was the closest to him, I was given the task of waking him up every five minutes to tell him to roll over. His response? "Stop waking me up. I'm sleeping." Must be nice.

Dealing with Different Body Temperatures
Everyone runs on a different temperature. While some people deem 70 degrees to be tank top weather, others will have long sleeves and jeans on. When you're in a hostel, however, you need to judge how the group feels. If everyone else is sweating and for some odd reason you have a chill, ask reception for an extra blanket. Don't make everyone suffer. During a trip to São Paulo, I was in an all-girl's six-person dorm. The room always seemed to be on the humid side and we were all constantly opening the windows and turning on the fan. That is until one girl who "had a cold" decided that since having air blowing on her would make her sicker, we should turn off the fan, seal all the windows and breath in her germs. Unfortunately, she had the bed near the window and total control of whether it was open or not – not cool.
People Who Smell
Backpackers get a bad rap for not making enough use of the showers provided at the hostels. And even when laundry hasn't been done in weeks, it can seem like an unnecessary waste of time and money. Please trust me, it's not. Take a shower and do your laundry. I don't care if you need to skip a meal in order to pay for the laundry, do your fellow travelers a favor and do it. When I was in Rio de Janeiro, I actually had a guy who smelled so much like sweaty gym socks, the rest of us in the dorm would go to bed late and wake up early just to stay out of the room. Not to mention, we all now had to take extra showers and do extra laundry to get the smell off us.

Food Being Stolen
I understand that times are tough, especially when you're a jobless backpacker on the road. However, stealing other peoples' food to save money or because you're too tired after sightseeing all day to go get your own food is unacceptable. If it's not in the "community cabinet," don't touch it. On a trip to Rome, I went to the grocery store and purchased ingredients to make a killer omelet for dinner. I made sure to get enough stuff for two nights, as the next day was a holiday and the shops would be closed. After a day of sightseeing, I came back to find everything gone aside for one egg and a can of beans. So while someone enjoyed my delicious meat and cheese omelet, I got to live on crackers.
Ill-equipped kitchens
This is usually the fault of the hostel more so than the backpackers, but regardless, it's annoying. Why are there 100 forks and knives, but no spoons? How am I supposed to eat my cereal without a bowl? From a plate? Out of a saucepan? There are certain staples a kitchen should have – spoons, forks, knives, bowls, plates, cups, a frying pan, a pot and a can opener. I think a wine opener is also pretty important, but that's just me.

Excess Noise
Obviously, everyone has different lifestyles and travel schedules. While one backpacker may love exploring a city's nightlife and staying out until sunrise, another may be the type who enjoys waking up at 7:00 a.m., sightseeing for the day and calling it a night. Sometimes people have to catch early flights, while others may not need to wake up until noon. Because of this, you need to expect a bit of shuffling and rustling at inconvenient times. That being said, you can make everyone's life easier by doing some pre-preparation. If you know you're going to be stumbling back to the hostel drunk at an ungodly hour, lay out your pajamas and a bottle of water before you leave for the night. Have a train to catch at 5:00 a.m.? Pack the night before so you only have a few odds and ends to take care of in the morning. Not only is it courteous to other travelers, but it saves you time and allows for some extra sleep.
No Shower Time
Usually when staying in a hostel, you do not have a private bathroom. Keep this in mind when getting ready. Other people are waiting to use the bathroom and shower, and it's annoying when people use up all the hot water. Of course, we're all thankful you're taking a shower – remember, people who smell are annoying – but also keep in mind you're backpacking. Nobody is expecting you to look like a supermodel on the road.
Have you ever had an annoying hostel experience?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
thewinchester Apr 9th 2012 11:26PM
The most annoying part of a hostel experience for me involves two things...
1) EBS: Exploding Bag Syndrome.
One of the worst hostel experiences IMHO, when a roommate can't keep control of their crap - and it spreads like a disease across the floor until you're tip toeing around the room not to step on their junk.
2) Plug hogs
There's always only a limited supply of power plugs in a room, but there's always one who has their devices charging 24x7 in every port. I carry around a travel double adaptor extension board, so there's at least one plug free for me when I need it.
Lee Ward Apr 9th 2012 11:38PM
My biggest problem has been lack of sleep, ievryone keeps waking me up and telling me to stop snoring:-)
Sophie Apr 10th 2012 10:16PM
Oh my, yeh Jessica I know exactly what you mean. Sex in dorms can be a terrible ordeal, something that I was put through on a few occasions. The worst time it happened I was on the bunk above them and heard them come in, hear all the kissing then tremble as I hear her first few moans. I couldn’t believe this was even happening. Instead of getting it over and done with they went at it in episodes if 10-15mins had a rest then found energy for more and this happened on and off for about 2 hours, I lost count of how long. Worst thing was you could never be sure when they’d stopped for good.
cindy Apr 11th 2012 8:14AM
Most of the offenders are foreigners from Europe with bad hygiene, stinky and nasty
98% are probably white.
bob Apr 11th 2012 12:54PM
Recommended for Hostel travel:
1. Earplugs...good strong ear plugs. Especially in big cities where traffic is right out your window.
2. Woolite....I took a bottle of woolite to Europe for my sox and undies.
3. Travel hard...get up early, get on the road and walk your butt off and see everything you can. Never stop. That way when you go to bed you are so tired even snoring won't keep you up.
4. Never travel with more than a rolling bag and a backpack. Nothing worse than trying to lug your huge luggage over the bridges of Venice to get to your hotel.
phoenix Apr 11th 2012 10:27AM
people in hostels are young and want a free ride in life and distaste for the bible.
Normal Human Apr 11th 2012 11:07AM
You would choose a Hostel over a hotel based on the "social factor". WTF is wrong with you? Why would you write an article on how much Hostels suck and destroy your credibility as a normal human by saying you would stay there anyway? How did I get to this weird place on the internet where idiots can have an article like this published? Please go away back to your gross Hostel where hopefully the two horror movies made come true...
JedEye Apr 11th 2012 10:41AM
Not to mention people stealing right out of your bags. You may come home with nothing, if you can get home because they stole your passport, tickets, money, etc.
waagtod Apr 11th 2012 11:20AM
i would think the 3 biggest reasons would be, Hostel, Hostel 2 and Hostel 3 (the Phantom Menace).
john Apr 17th 2012 12:51PM
What about the fact that if your traveling alone you could have a kidney stlen or be raped or killed..Doesn't anyone watch movies anymore..There ideas came from somewhere !!
Jean Apr 11th 2012 2:12PM
I cant believe people put themselves through that nightmare, ridiculous! I had no idea these places slept multiple people in one room, how gross !! Gotta be desperate to travel like that !!!!!1