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SkyMall Monday: Velvet Rasta Hat
Think that wearing a faux-Rastafari hat is insensitive? Believe that both the hat and the hairstyle have deeper symbolic meanings that should not be mocked? Well, while you don your Flair Hair Visor, we'll be reading the product description:
Nearly a foot and a half of gorgeous dreads, with a jaunty hat perched on top.
All of the cool, none of the commitment. Perfect for parties or just keeping warm.
Ah, yes, the red, green and gold hat is simply jaunty (and also, you know, representative of the Ethiopian flag and the loyalty that Rastafarian's feel towards King Selassie). Of course, everyone knows that dreadlocks are worn for warmth, as Jamaican nights can get pretty brisk. But who needs that commitment?
The path to enlightenment is meandering, littered with potholes and fraught with mixed metaphors. It's an arduous journey that can be mitigated by spending $9.95 plus tax and shipping and handling. Please allow four-to-six weeks for velvet salvation to arrive.
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