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A Traveler in the Foreign Service: My Secret Foreign Service Wedding
I asked my wife to marry me just days before joining the Foreign Service in 2002 and we had to set a wedding date without knowing what country we would be moving to or when we would depart.
When you join the Foreign Service you start out in a two-month long training class called A-100, which takes places in Arlington, Virginia. At the conclusion of the course, you're given a flag representing your assignment and, depending on the job and the country, you can spend the next one to nine months in job and/or language training.
This uncertainty makes it difficult to deal with landlords but even harder to plan a wedding. Nonetheless, we planned an August 10 wedding in Chicago, and tried to bid on jobs that entailed as much training as possible. In late March, I was assigned to Skopje, Macedonia, with six months of Albanian language training. This meant that I'd be in the U.S. for the wedding, so we initially felt relieved.
But we soon learned that nothing happens in the Foreign Service without a mountain of red tape and logistical hurdles. Our departure for post was scheduled for early October and old Foreign Service hands, including "Dink," our kindly A-100 course coordinator, told us that a mid-August wedding might not leave enough time for the bureaucracy to get Jen (my wife) on our travel orders.
Jen was initially resistant to the idea but eventually her practical side and our desire not to pay to move to Macedonia won out. The sole condition she laid out was that we wouldn't tell any of our friends and family members. We could get married in a legal sense but would pretend as though the event never happened.
On Tuesday, March 19, 2002, we visited the office of a kindly octogenarian named Joe Newlin, who married couples right down the hall from the Arlington Country Court House in Virginia. Joe was a delightful old man who wore plaid golf pants and had his office decorated with streamers and articles about his practice. He claimed to have married more than ten thousand couples, "some of which were still together," he joked.
Joe married us right in his office, for a small fee, right underneath some plastic signs, streamers and a paper, wedding bell. Joe also took a couple photos of us and on the way out gave us a complimentary pen, which was emblazoned with his slogan: "I Mary (sic) U." We've moved six times in the last decade and I have no idea where those photos are, but somehow, the pen has magically stayed with us (see photo).
We celebrated our sham wedding with a fine banquet at the adjacent Taco Bell and headed back to the Foreign Service Institute, where we bumped into Dink.
"Dink, we took your advice and got married," I told him, knowing that Jen wouldn't care if he knew of our scheme.
Dink's eyes bulged out of his head and he crouched down to hug both my wife and I.
"Congratulations," he bellowed, before turning around and telling several of my classmates the "good news." Before we knew what was happening, a host of colleagues came over to congratulate us. Jen was not pleased.
"This was not our wedding," she reminded me before adding, "not a word about this when we get back to Chicago."
And there wasn't a word about it - not to our families, any of our wedding guests or even the minister, who did not know that we had already been married legally for six months at the time he pronounced us man and wife. In fact, most of our friends and family members will be reading about our "appetizer" wedding for the first time here.
We'll never know if our first "wedding" was necessary or not but it was a fitting introduction to what some call the Foreign Circus. Over the years, we'd come to learn that lots of Foreign Service couples end up rushing to the altar because of impending departures for posts or other reasons. The nomadic nature of the job can force relationships to either progress or end, sometimes before they would otherwise. We plan to celebrate our anniversary twice this year, almost certainly at someplace nicer than Taco Bell.
Photo 1 is from our "real" wedding in Chicago.
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