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Galley Gossip: Pilot sexually harassed by a passenger!
My first thought when I read Bob's letter was, wow! What kind of person places their hands on a pilot's you-know-what and yells out something like that.
Just to be fair, I later on found myself yelling out the exact same phrase several times throughout the course of my day. I couldn't help it! And each time my voice become lower and before I knew it I had developed this southern accent, kind of like that famous redneck comedian I can't remember the name of. Next thing I knew I was visualizing it, the whole exit row groping, only it was I who slapped the pilots and a few lucky passengers as I passed them in the terminal. Mmm hmm, get it girl!
NOTE: I would NEVER do something like that in real life!
Now back to Bob.
"I was flattered and a little embarrassed. And humored. Cause it was funny. I mean my butt was kind of in her personal space. She had the shot......she took it. So let's just say I was 'Flambumored.'"
At least Bob now kinda-sorta knows what it's like to be a flight attendant, if only for a few seconds, and for just one squeeze.
When I asked Bob to explain EXACTLY how it all went down so we could learn from his experience, he said, "I told the passengers in the exit row I needed to get in there to check the wings and that they could either get up or let me crawl over them. They all opted for the latter."
And there's the red flag.
Let this be a lesson to all pilots. Do not, I repeat, do not climb over passengers! Do what a flight attendant would do and let them step out of their row and into the aisle instead of wedging yourself on top of them.
All kidding aside, please do not poke, prod, pull or slap the crew. Trust me - there are quite a few touchy feely passengers who will live a whole lot longer if certain flight attendants (and pilots!) are left alone.
[Photo courtesy of TheZipper]