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England riots: watching Basket Case 2 and waiting for Oxford to burn
"Expecting trouble?" I asked.
"You haven't heard the news? It's all over Twitter. They're going to gather in five different locations and then attack the city center."
I considered for a moment. The store, and my house, are on the south end of Iffley Road. It's a nice neighborhood, but just south of it is Rose Hill, full of yobs and hoodies, just the kind of snaggle-toothed lowlifes who've been rioting in London and other English cities. I pictured a mob of them swarming down from Rose Hill, burning the nineteenth-century thatched roof houses in Iffley village (including my son's school), spray painting the Norman church, and charging up Iffley Road in a lager-fueled fury.
They'd hit the store first, beating up the night manager and stealing his weed along with the liquor behind the counter. Refreshed, they'd head up Iffley Road towards city center. Right by my house.
I finished shopping and hurried home. There had already been incidents in nearby towns. A McDonalds set on fire. Shop windows smashed. When I got home my kid said that when he was coming back from day camp he'd seen a lot of police. Even a five-year-old knew something was up.
His bedroom faces the street. I pictured a brick flying through shattered glass. That happened to a friend of mine in London, and it wasn't even during the riots. I moved him into the back room with his mother. I took the front room.
They soon went to bed. I texted some friends who live in Rose Hill, hardworking immigrants who work overtime to provide a good education for their kids. They didn't reply. I constantly checked the Thames Valley Police Twitter feed, which said all was quiet but that there were increased patrols. I saw none from my window.
I needed to take my mind off my worries and nothing does that better than a B-movie. Lately I've been feeling nostalgic for New York City. Not today's Disney New York of tourists and yuppies, but the gritty and vibrant 1980s New York of my teens. Besides Driller Killer, no B-movie captures the essence of the old New York better than Basket Case.
In the sequel our "heroes" takes refuge in a mansion run by a mad psychologist who shelters mutants. The house is filled with them. In the first therapy session, the shrink tells the basket case, "I understand your pain, but ripping the faces off people might not be in your best interest." Somebody should tell the rioters that.
The movie seemed to be taking an interesting turn. I kind of felt sorry for the monster. It never had a chance. I definitely felt sorry for his normal-looking brother, trapped into a lonely and fugitive life because of his evil other half. I soon lost all sympathy. Any regular people who enter the house of freaks are immediately attacked, and the freaks corrupt the normal teen until he's as evil as themselves. The injustices of the world weren't making the mutants do bad things, they just used that as an excuse.
I worry about my friends' kids up in Rose Hill. Surrounded as they are by lager-swilling dropouts waiting to turn 18 so they can get onto the dole like their parents and grandparents, they're going to have a huge challenge growing up clean. Decent folk in bad neighborhoods face a stark choice: be a victim, get out, or become one of the monsters.
The night passed quietly. The next morning the paper said several fires had been set across Oxford. None were serious. In one case a would-be arsonist stuck a rag into a car's fuel tank and set the rag alight but somehow the fire didn't spread. These guys aren't exactly rocket scientists. I suppose the cops didn't report the fires on their Twitter feed for fear of encouraging copycat crimes. Makes sense from a policing point of view, but from a taxpayer's point of view I wasn't pleased.
The next night I went to the Albion Beatnik, Oxford's best independent bookshop. There was a reading sponsored by eight cuts gallery, a local small press, and unlike so many literary readings most of the stuff was actually good. This is the England I love, the England of intellect and wit, of culture and community. The England of the rioters is a different country occupying the same space. Shangra-La and Somalia.
I left early to make it back before dark. The city at dusk was quiet. Several times people moved out of my way. Two girls even crossed the street. A lone man is suspect. Once again I slept in my son's bed in the front room. No bricks this night either, but at 5:30 in the morning I got woken up a hollow thump thump thump. It continued for at least ten minutes, punctuated by incoherent bellowing.
I peeked out the window. A young drunk guy in a hooded sweatshirt was kicking the plastic recycling bins and calling for his friend to let him in. Eventually he realized he had the wrong house and staggered off down the street. He wasn't going to make it far. I pictured him curling up on the sidewalk and dozing off, oblivious to the early morning pedestrians stepping around him. You see that a lot in England.
As I got back into bed it started to rain. I thought of him asleep out there and smiled.