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SkyMall Monday: GermBana Face Gator, Gloves & Scarf
GermBana Face Gator
Let's start with the product description:
It will look totally natural when you move it from your neck to your mouth right as that gross guy from your department sits down next to you in the conference room.
The Face Gator is designed to be worn discreetly around your neck and pulled up over your nose and mouth when you need added protection from germs or are sick and want to keep your germs away from others.
We'll ignore for a moment that it describes the gloves as "germ-invested," as gold is trading at a much higher price than germs right now and, thus, is the wiser investment. More importantly, it's about time that we had gloves that we can wear all day. From the grocery store to church to crime scenes, we'll stay healthy and inconspicuous.
The Gloves are designed so they are comfortable to wear all day. Whether you are shopping or traveling in places where you may be handling germ-invested products or touching surfaces that can transfer germs to your face or loved ones, the Gloves will protect you and others.
The Scarf is designed to be worn around the neck and used to kill germs when you cough or sneeze into it, rather than your arm where germs can live up to 48 hours.
The pockets hold tissue or hand sanitizer, and can double as mittens when you have to touch germ-infested surfaces.
Since none of us bathe, germs live on our arms for two days. The pockets, of course, can hold more than tissues and hand sanitizer. You can keep your Fashion Face Mask or other customized masks in there. You could even keep your foil hat.
So, step back into the world and don't worry about getting sick. That means more time to go to work, take care of your kids and do all those errands that your spouse keeps nagging you about. Hooray!
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