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Gadling's rankings of hotel breakfast buffet foods
One of the magical things about staying at a hotel is enjoying the breakfast buffet. At home, you might just have a bowl of cereal, a banana or a cup of coffee for breakfast. Heck, many people just skip breakfast. Does it mean nothing to you that it's the most important meal of the day? At hotels, however, you can indulge in all of your breakfast fantasies. Rather than studying a diner menu while agonizing over whether you're craving the sweetness of french toast or the savory goodness of eggs, you can have it all at the breakfast buffet. How you attack the buffet is critical to maximizing your enjoyment. That's why we're here with our official rankings of all of the hotel breakfast buffet foods.
Because it's bacon. When I was a kid, my mother limited how often we could have bacon. It was a treat. At the hotel breakfast buffet, however, you can have an entire plate dedicated to just those salty, succulent strips. And that plate can be refilled.
Bet you didn't see that coming! Fruit, when purchased individually from a menu, can be expensive. Restaurants will rip you off if you just want a bowl of fruit and yogurt. At the buffet, however, you can go to town on some fruit like some sort of crazed monkey. Adding fruit to your plate helps you justify the amount of bacon you plan to consume. If you've traveled a great distance, fruit is also an excellent way to prevent scurvy.
3. Omelet Station
Omelets are tricky to make at home because we often don't have all of the ingredients to truly do them justice. How many times have you found yourself with eggs but no cheese? Or eggs and cheese but no vegetables? Or eggs, cheese and vegetables but no frying pan? Plus, flipping omelets is tricky. That's why it's best to just let someone else do it for you while you hover over them and realize that watching someone make an omelet is pretty boring. Maybe just use that time to get yourself some juice.
This refers only to waffles that you can freshly make on a waffle maker. Firstly, you feel satisfied knowing that you prepared part of your own breakfast. You can survive anywhere! Secondly, you'll be able to top your waffle with syrup, powdered sugar, butter, fresh fruit and nuts. Sure beats those Eggos that you normally toast up!
5. Assorted Breads
At home, you might have some bread that you can toast up. It's OK but nothing special. At the hotel breakfast buffet, your cup runneth over with bread options (tip: don't put your toast in a cup). Muffins, sliced breads with multiple grains, croissants (both mini and standard sizes), bagels, rolls and the holy grail of buffet breads, biscuits. Grab as many butter packets as you can fit in your pockets and carbo load like you're running a marathon. But, remember what your mother used to warn you: Don't fill up on bread.
The Questionable Remainders
Here's where things get tricky. Buffet scrambled eggs suck more often than they don't. They're always bland, often overcooked and occasionally just loose disasters. Our advice: skip the scrambled eggs. If you really want scrambled eggs, however, and there's an omelet station, we recommend that you ask the omelet sommelier to prepare you some freshly scrambled eggs. Plus, you can ask for omelet items in your scramble. Win-win!
Hard boiled eggs are a nice treat because preparing them at home is just not that enjoyable. They make your kitchen smell, you get shells everywhere and there are more exciting things to do with your eggs. But when ready-to-eat hard boiled eggs are just presented to you, you best take advantage. All other eggs dishes such as frittatas and quiches should be judged on a case by case basis.
Like eggs, sausage at hotel breakfast buffets can be a mixed bag (tip: decline all offers of mixed bags of sausage). Avoid sausage patties. You're not at the hotel breakfast buffet so that you can replicate the experience of eating at McDonald's. As for links, always take a close look to see how shriveled they are. If they look dehydrated, walk away. You want the casing to pop in your mouth, but you want that to lead to a juicy explosion. Dry sausage is not your friend. Besides, your bacon serving should eliminate the need for sausage.
You can eat this at home!
Unless the buffet is free, don't get oatmeal. If you're paying for the buffet, you already threw health out the window. Put down the raisins and start enjoying life.
Like the scrambled eggs, breakfast potatoes at a hotel buffet tend to be underwhelming. Often, they're just a big batch of mushy, bland starch disappointment. If you've handled your bread decision properly, you don't even need potatoes.
11. Pre-cooked Pancakes
Bland hockey pucks served with packets of "pancake syrup." I know that you think that you love Aunt Jemima, but she's a cruel mistress and you deserve better.
The next time you're staying at a hotel and wake up hungry, we hope that you'll remember these handy rankings. Whether you're on vacation, a business trip or anything in between, you need fuel when you're on the road. Start your day right at the breakfast buffet. The decisions you make in front of those chafing dishes may just save your life.