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Ten things you can only do on a cruise
There are a bunch of travel activities that can be done on both land and at sea. We can play golf on land but sail to some of the world's best courses by sea. We can dine at a fine restaurant on land and find similar experiences at sea.But some things are available only on a cruise.
If those are good or bad things kind of depends on how you look at them.
- Unpack once, see several places. Unlike any other type of travel, once you make it to your cruise ship, you are home free. Your floating hotel will take you to multiple destinations with no flights, cabs, cars, trains or buses to catch to get there.
- Be a complete idiot. This is where you want to wear that bathing suit that doesn't quite fit right, sing karaoke for the first time or try out your new pickup lines. Odds are you will never see any of the people you are sailing with ever again.
- Eat, non-stop, 24 hours a day on pretty much any cruise ship. Unlike real life, it is odd for there to NOT be food readily available all the time. What makes this unique to cruises is that you paid for it up front, so there is no charge as you belly-up to the buffet.
- Fall into the ocean. It is not easy to do but you could if you tried. This is also not something you should want to do. If the fall did not kill you, the eventual drowning that comes along with it will. While the height of your cruise ship may be similar to that cliff you saw someone jump off of on TV, what lies below is totally different.
- Learn something new- On-board enrichment programs cover everything from acting to dance lessons. In the ship's fitness center, qualified trainers are standing by to help you get ready for your next mountain climbing expedition.
- Get Seasick but you almost have to want to be sick for that to happen. There are so many different ways to avoid motion discomfort that there are few reasons to experience it.
- Survive a pirate attack- If you are in the Indian Ocean, anywhere close to Somalia, you could be attacked by pirates. Major cruise lines don't sail there anyway, especially since Seabourn Spirit had to outrun them.
- Save a lot of money- Dollar for dollar, cruise vacations stack up very nicely compared with land vacations. Compared with backpacking? Not so much. But compare a week at sea to a week in Vegas and you'll get the idea.
- Get married at sea. It is different than getting married on land. First off, you won't be driving off to your honeymoon with a "Just Married" sign on your car. Unlike a Vegas wedding, you'll have a hard time finding Elvis to perform the ceremony too.
- Experience a day at sea This is probably one of the very best parts of a cruise vacation and surely one that separates cruises from all other travel options. Being completely surrounded by ocean, in all directions and as far as you can see, is a humbling experience everyone should have at least once. Odds are you will never see anything as big as the ocean that stretches to the end of the Earth.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
BrianM Apr 27th 2011 8:08AM
1. Unpack once, see several places.
• Try an RV
2. Be a complete idiot.
• Current state of American TV proves you do not need to be on a cruise ship
3. Eat, non-stop, 24 hours a day
• If you want to, it is available.
4. Fall into the ocean.
• Walk to the beach edge, flop
5. Learn something new
• The entire worlds education system and experiences are only at sea? I hope not.
6. Get Seasick
• Sign me up! You can also share Noroviruses
7. Survive a pirate attack
• Pirates, Mexican drug cartels, or the surcharges and extra fees. The are all just like a NY City mugger.
8. Save a lot of money
• If you only drink water and only eat at the buffet
9. Get married at sea.
• Of course a Castle, Countryside, beach, island, church, courthouse, or other location is also interesting.
10. Experience a day at sea
• Rent a boat, learn to sail, or just take a hike along the coast of Belize and pick up the trash thrown from these festering floating behemoths while at sea.
Jersey Joe Apr 27th 2011 12:23PM
Awww . . . C'mon, Brian! :-) . . . . .
A sea voyage sounds like a lot of fun! . . . . I would LOVE to try one!
Bill May 3rd 2011 3:47PM
It's obvious, Brian has never been on a cruise. Taking a cruise is great fun, more than on land. I've taken 3 cruises already and I've enjoyed every minute. The best cruise out there is NCL. Noregian cruise lines based out of Miami. I flew to Hawaii and boarded NCL, Pride of America and cruised around the Islands for 7 days. Brian is just to dumb to realize how great a cruise really is.
Jenny Apr 27th 2011 1:54PM
There are a couple of things on this list that I don't wanna do. Like be a complete idiot, get seasick, fall into the ocean, and get attacked by pirates. Do not sound like fun!!
tahlula Apr 27th 2011 2:24PM
Love to cruise...it is addicting... it is peaceful, if you so desire...it is non-stop celebrations, if you so desire...it can be whatever you want it to be...will be going again.
kaisatsu May 2nd 2011 7:30PM
Cunard and Costa are both still sailing the Indian Ocean. Although ships are steering clear of the Kenyan coast, they're still sailing pirate waters. In fact, on our Indian Ocean cruise in January, there was an attack on a cargo ship just off the Seychelles a few days before we reached port. Apparently the security staff are armed, and Cunard rolls out razor wire while sailing the most at-risk areas.