Cuckoo clocks used to be all the rage. Clock makers earned great esteem for their craftsmanship and the owners of the chirping clocks appreciated the announcement of each passing hour. Of course, this was before watches were affordable and things like cable boxes, microwaves and, of course, cellphones filled our homes with constant reminders of the time. Nowadays, clocks in general, let alone chiming models, have fallen out of favor. Cuckoo clocks seem antiquated. Like a casino, there are no clocks in the SkyMall Monday
headquarters. That's not for lack of interest, though. The sound of a cuckoo would simply drive our dogs (and us) mad. But what if there was a clock that used messages that we recorded ourselves to announce the arrival of each hour? Wouldn't that be
charming? Thankfully, SkyMall
knows that we're narcissistic timekeepers. That's why we're thrilled that they're selling the Message in Time Clock
Cuckoos are so 1808. In 2011, we need a clock that plays our own messages every hour. You know you'd love to be interrupted by the sound of your daughter yelling, "It's two o'clock and I wet the bed again" Who wouldn't want to be alerted to the fact that they're late for work by a clock that plays a message from their boss? Even better, your clock could play the sound of your mother nagging you at 6am and 6pm reminding you that it's both time to get up and time to call her. Clearly this clock is far less maddening than some cockamamie cuckoo.
Think that clocks should be seen but not heard? Believe that you can easily keep track of time with the myriad time pieces that you already possess? Well, while you apologize for being late to your next meeting, we'll read the product description:
Record a grandchild's first words, a close friend's greeting, or sounds from a special event. Hear that same recorded message at the top of each hour. The possibilities are limited only by your imagination.
What could possibly be annoying about hearing "that same recorded message at the top of each hour"?
Sure, you could check your cellphone or look at your watch, but they don't play the dulcet tones of your own voice with each passing hour. What's the fun in that? You'd be cuckoo not to buy this clock.
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