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Malawi to ban farting?

Malawi doesn't make it into the news often. The relatively small southeastern African country, close to Honduras in size, has a population of around 15 million. According to the International Monetary Fund and the CIA World Factbook, Malawi is one of the world's five poorest countries in terms of per capita income.
All that should change for the next week or so, however, due to the ban on farting currently under debate in the country. Yes, you read that correctly, and I'll repeat. The adoption of a bill prohibiting farting is under consideration in Malawi.
Or is it? There seems to be some disagreement over what the bill would actually prohibit. The BBC reported this morning on a feud between two government officials over the bill, which would aim to turn pollution of the atmosphere "in any place so as to make it noxious to the public" into a misdemeanor. Justice Minister George Chaponda has interpreted the bill to extend to farting, while Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga insists that it should be interpreted as referring exclusively to pollution.
It would be a shame if this scuffle were to derail Malawi's growth as a destination for tourists. The country's profile as a tourist destination is currently rising and it's not difficult to understand why. Malawi boasts beach lodges along Lake Malawi and national parks teeming with wildlife, with Liwonde National Park in the south of the country and Nyika National Park in the north particularly noteworthy.










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
dave_dc Feb 4th 2011 10:45AM
Perhaps dog-walking will take off in popularity. How better to re-direct the blame?
,gatorgirl Feb 4th 2011 5:39PM
HOW ABSURD! IT'S A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. ONE WOULD EXPLODE IF THIS DIDN'T TAKE PLACE. SIMPLE MINDED, BACKWARD COUNTRY. @ DAVE...DON'T THINK THEY WOULD HAVE DOGS BEING SUCH A POOR COUNTRY!
Cooper Feb 5th 2011 10:11AM
Holy crap - lighten up! You may not even be able to fart. . .
Makiba Feb 5th 2011 6:58AM
Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maija from Detroit Feb 5th 2011 8:31AM
A ban on such a topic sounds better along with everyone needing soap issues to be noted as something to talk about makes for wonder. How stupid.
yessiree Feb 5th 2011 9:13AM
I fart in your general direction!!!
yessiree Feb 5th 2011 9:08AM
I fart in their general direction!
Cooper Feb 5th 2011 10:13AM
And your father smelled of elderberries.
chris Feb 5th 2011 9:24AM
The SBD farters are going to be hard to prosecute. I suppose the "whomever smelt it dealt it" defense will be used in court.
dave_dc Feb 5th 2011 11:31AM
Ehhhxcellent, and agreed. I can't imagine that anyone would be quick enough with a lighter to establish proof.
Angee Feb 5th 2011 12:10PM
But what about the "whoever denied it supplied it" counter defense?
Cooper Feb 5th 2011 10:14AM
Funny, but not really much different than the way our schools prosecute kids for bringing a plastic knife in their lunch box or shooting spit balls. . . Stupid is world-wide.
J. Feb 5th 2011 11:10AM
That is wonderful news. My new invention - the fart suppressor - will be an instant hit. Just jam it in your butt before you leave the house or hut and you are good to go. I suspect that I will be a millionaire very soon. LOL
walkin07 Feb 5th 2011 12:56PM
Include interchangeable filters, so that you can put in a novelty whistle--a "woo woo"--whenever wind breaks.
Bob Feb 5th 2011 11:16AM
They must be Libiturds!!!
pmbalele Feb 5th 2011 11:44AM
Farting is bad manners and a sign of cowardness in Africa as whole. Just imagine if your governor or John Boehner farted when delivering speech. Wouldn't you think he was afraid of people around him? Like cigarette smoking farting should be banned in offices and restaurants in US. There goes another legal right.
ps5725 Feb 5th 2011 12:15PM
We had these large rubber rat's at our work place and one guy constantly farted. We sent one to him via-fed ex and told him to stuff this rat up his,???? You guessed it. He always smelled like rotten eggs. If the invention was shaped like our rats I think we may be on to something hear as an invention. If Malwali is stupid enough to buy into banning farts, they would surely buy a fart stopper.
BarbaraAnn Feb 5th 2011 12:39PM
AAWWW! I guess Whoopi Goldburg will have to cross off this vacation destination from her list! HeeHeeHee.........
Buster Fahrt Feb 5th 2011 4:29PM
Ban beans, the musical fruit ! Problem solved or greatly reducet.
M.Gwira Feb 10th 2011 9:25AM
Thanks - it has now been clarified be the Decision Makers that the Malawi issue was a misunderstanding and that it is the emission of more traceable noxious vapours that has been banned - eg toxic chemicals etc. In addition, just a minor correction - Malawi is over 100 times larger than Honduras - though still smallish and so well worth visiting!