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Cruise Line Scams: Booze and Beverage Packages
On a cruise, many passengers follow the pay-as-you-go way of buying alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, much like they might on land. Others may choose packages that appear to be either convenient or a good value. To determine if a package is simply convenient, a good value or possibly a scam, you'll have to do the math.Featured Drink of the Day
There's something to be said about getting on a ship heading to the Caribbean and having that first frozen drink on deck as the ship sails away. For many, that's part of the experience. But paying several extra dollars for the cheap plastic glass it comes in over and over is a a waste of your money and a big profit item for the cruise lines. Most all lines also offer the same drink in a regular glass for much less.
Convenience almost always adds up to a higher price. But you may be willing to pay that higher price just to stop stressing over each and every purchase. If so, Celebrity Cruises has some packages that might be just what you are looking for.
Beverage Packages
The thought is "You can drink all the soda you want and not have to worry about how much it is." True, but do the math. A Classic Non-Alcoholic Package is $91.00 for a seven day cruise on Celebrity Cruises. By the glass they charge about $2.00 for a soda. Do you drink more than 6.5 soda's a day? If so, you come out fine. If not, you're better off paying as you go.
Celebrity also offers other packages as well. A Classic (booze too) Package gets Non-Alcoholic beverages, beer up to $5 each and spirits, cocktails and wine up to $8 each for $273 on a seven-night cruise. For a beer drinker, that comes out to 7.8 beers a day. I know people who would come out way ahead on this one and some that would come out way behind too. Again, do the math.
And they wonder why people try to smuggle booze on to the ships.
Speaking of which. We ran across a nifty idea that might just be perfect for smuggling booze.
Royal Caribbean already has this requirement listed on their website where they say:

Did you catch that last line?
Please Note: All guests must comply with TSA guidelines for transporting liquids
That's kind of scary to think of. It's one of those gray area rules that are on the books but are rarely enforced or are subject to interpretation at the time they come up. Trying to imagine a 7-day vacation with only 3oz of hair products is the stuff of nightmares for some people.
OK fine, how about this little device then?
This should work and the $23 cost is nothing compared to what one might save vs.the $273 package on Celebrity. Or back to convenience, these would work well for a nice cocktail in your stateroom before dinner too.
Yes, where there's a will there's a way and you too can beat cruise line scams.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Scott Carmichael Jan 13th 2011 3:10PM
I remember taking a cruise where I was handed an "open bar card" - one of the perks of being with the "media".
Needless to say, I miss that perk when I'm not traveling for work!
Jack Jan 13th 2011 3:21PM
Oh I am SO getting one of those things! Thanks!
Sally Jan 17th 2011 9:26PM
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jessiej10312 Jan 17th 2011 10:43PM
Norwegian allows you to bring your own liquor on board but you have to pay a corking fee of $15 to $20 per bottle. Works out a lot cheaper though than buying 2 or 3 glasses of wine at dinner. They store the bottles for you and you ask for it at dinner time. No matter which restaurant you're at, they'll bring it to you.
LINDA Jan 18th 2011 12:57AM
I HAVE BEEN ON MANY CRUISES, AND FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I DONT KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS ABOUT ALCOHOL! IF, YOU CAN AFFORD, TO GO ON A CRUISE, THEN YOU CAN AFFORD, TO BUY YOUR ALCOHOL. JUST PAY AS YOU GO. IT ISNT THAT BAD, & IF YOU WANT TO DRINK THAT MUCH, THEN JUST STAY HOME & DRINK. IF ALL, YOU CAN THINK OF, WHEN YOUR GOING ON A CRUISE IS ALCOHOL, THEN I SURE HOPE YOU & I, ARE NOT ON THE SAME CRUISE! I GO ON A CRUISE ,TO SEE & VISIT OTHER BEAUTIFUL COUNTRYS, PLACES, & ETC. BET, I HAVE MORE FUN THEN YOU! FOR I CAN REMEMBER ALL, OF MY CRUISE. A GLASS OF WINE, WITH DINNER, OR AT ONE OF THE NIGHT CLUBS, ONE OR TWO COCKTAILS, IS ONE THING,BUT IF YOUR THAT WORRIED, ABOUT THE COST OF A FEW DRINKS, THEN YOU CANT REALLY, AFFORD A CRUISE,SO STAY HOME & LET OTHER PEOPLE ENJOY THEM SELFS, WITH OUT HAVING TO HEAR ALL YOU DRUNKS, YELLING & BEING STUPID!!! OH, ONE MORE THING, IF THIS AFFENDS ANYONE, ITS ONLY BECAUSE ITS THE TRUTH, & IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT, AS THEY SAY... IVE BEEN ON A COUPLE OF THOSE CRUISES, WITH TOO MANY DRUNK PEOPLE, I DONT GO ON THOSE ANY MORE... ALSO, ONE MORE THING, TO THINK ABOUT, THAT IS REALLY SAD, IS THE FACT, THAT SOME OF THOSE POOR PEOPLE THAT FELL OVER BOARD, THE MAIN CAUSE, TAKE A GUESS, DID YOU GUESS IT? YES, ALCOHOL!!! SO ALL, THE PEOPLE THAT ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT A LITTLE DRINK ,HAVE FUN, ALL YOU OTHERS ,STAY HOME, & DRINK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!! A PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE, FOREVER , CRUISER.... SINCERELY, LINDA.
TK Jan 18th 2011 1:26AM
Linda,
Please put the bottle down.
Joe Jan 18th 2011 4:38AM
Wow, thats a lot of commas.
LINDA Jan 18th 2011 1:56AM
LOL, LOL... WRONG, I DONT DRINK, BUT I DONT CARE IF ALITTLE DRINKING IS GOING ON AROUND ME, AS LONG AS ITS NOT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SO DRUNK THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. SO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. JUST AS I WROTE, SHOE MUST FIT YOU... LINDA
Elsie Jan 18th 2011 5:06AM
Hey Linda,
You say you don't drink but those meds must do a lot for you !!!??
Jack Jan 18th 2011 5:45AM
I'm with Linda (- the SHOUTING) If you cant afford to go and buy a drink on the ship dont go
Chris Jan 18th 2011 6:33AM
The reason people try to smuggle booze onto the ship is because of the hugh expense involved if you are a serious drinker. I dont mean a falling down drunk binge drinker. If my wife and I have two drinks each before dinner on a 7 night cruise the ship will bill us well over $100. Two more drinks after dinner at the show or in the casino, another $100. Two more drinks by the pool in the afternoon, another $100. Two more bloody marys with breakfast, another $100. That's $4 to $500 more for the weeks cruise, $1000 for a two week cruise, add in some wine with dinner and a couple of miscelenaious drinks during the cruise and you are talking about some serious money, plus tax and mandatory tips. How would you like to get your bill or get called to the pursers office on the last day and find out you spent FIFTEEN HUNDRED dollars on cocktails? I can bring three bottles of liquor, for $60 and make our own drinks AND CUT THAT BILL DOWN TO $200. Nothing like sitting on your balcony before dinner watching the sea and enjoying the breeze with a cocktail on your balcony. I usually bring three bottles on board, one in her suitcase and one in mine and one in carry on. They have never taken one, in 8 cruises on all different lines.
Another way some people do it (I have done this too) is with Evian bottles, dump the water and fill it up with vodka, don't fill it all the way and keep it in plain sight sticking out of the outside pocket of your carry on, it looks like you are sipping it . It helps to have a more expensive cabin; they dont want to upset people, especially returning cruisers who book suites twice a year. And I agree with the author, dress up a little, wear some nice slacks and a sports jacket when getting on the ship (you are going to need slacks and a sports jacket for the dress up night anyway), it looks like you are somebody. If you have on flip flops, shorts and a wife beater on they are going to pay more attention to you. If you look like a bum you probably are. Even if you are called out, because they suspect you have a bottle, they may take ONE of them, the other two will get through if you split them up and are clever enough about it. If you are called out, dont try to hide it: say something like "what are you talking about, I like to have a drink in my cabin!, when did this rule go into effect, this is my 8th cruise, this never happened before?", somethink like that. And if you are on Royal Caribbean say something like "this never happens on Princess!". If all else fails, but a bottle in port, wrap it up in a new, cheap beach towel and bring it on board, those guys look at the security screen with their eyes closed. Its actually a lot of fun.
Gail Jan 18th 2011 8:15AM
Between the bloody marys at breakfast, drinks by the pool, before dinner, during dinner and then again after dinner, you are drinking 10+ alcoholic veverages a day. And you don't think you are a falling down drunk?
LINDA Jan 20th 2011 8:38PM
LOL LO L... WELL ATLEAST THE ONE ONE FROM JOE, WAS FUNNY. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!! NICE FOR A CHANGE.