If I could make this stuff up, I'd become a novelist. Seriously.

Captain Morgan Fischer, a pilot with Ryanair, decided to try out the type of stunt for which his boss, Michael O'Leary, is famous. And, he learned what happens when you tangle with a master media whore.

Apparently implying that O'Leary is a moron, Fischer took public issue with the company CEO's notion that a co-pilot could be swapped out with a flight attendant. So, he suggested that O'Leary be replaced with someone from that pool of employees, specifically a "probationary cabin crew member currently earning €13,200 a year."

I'm starting to believe that O'Leary is thin-skinned.

After taking a potshot at the Ryanair top dog, any hope Captain Morgan had of landing someplace warm was dashed. Rather, according to the Guardian, he "was offered a transfer to Kaunas in Lithuania after Ryanair announced the closure of operations in Marseille, where the pilot is based."

Keep in mind that Fischer, an American, is "embroiled in a contractual dispute with the airline and, according to Ryanair, did not submit a request for a reassignment destination." Unlike the other pilots in his situation, he won't be able to score a new spot in a place like Spain, Portugal or Italy.

There's a bit of extra significance here, because "Kaunas is considered Siberia for Ryanair pilots." That only leaves one question: is Ryanair considered Siberia for pilots at other airlines?

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