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Water park shut down because of burgers, fries, mozzarella
Is it a pool or an aquatic buffet? Vandals made a mess of the Waterworks Waterpark in Prince William County, Virginia, and law enforcement is ready to slap the cuffs on someone. Hamburger patties, fries and pretzels were tossed into the pool, but the nastiest bit was smearing mozzarella cheese on the water slide. Of course, you wouldn't want to put any of this near your lips.
The culinary disaster required that the park be shut down until the pool can be drained, sanitized and refilled – sans grub. The deed was done sometime between 10 PM Friday and 8 AM Saturday. Hoping to catch the culprits soon, a reward has been offered for information leading to an arrest.
[photo by Tine72 via Flickr]
Filed under: North America, United States, News
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
jbjg24m Aug 2nd 2010 7:00AM
when they're caught they should be forced to eat nothing but burgers,fries and cheese for the rest of their natural life !
adam Aug 2nd 2010 8:11AM
a baby ruth was also found
Laura Aug 2nd 2010 10:05AM
Uh, raw hamburger. You've heard of e-coli, right?
pym Aug 2nd 2010 11:35AM
hey i was gonna say baby ruth
mommyoftwo41 Aug 2nd 2010 8:35AM
the only comment i have is ....this is news?
Angiebaby Aug 2nd 2010 8:59AM
It was a disgruntled employee. I would look for someone recently fired who's dating some stupid girl who still works there and she let him in because she "loves" him.
poot Aug 2nd 2010 9:11AM
Yeah, no racism around here, right?
Virgil Aug 2nd 2010 9:12AM
The problem there is the fact that it will raise costs of whatever entity that is supposed to maintain it. I am sure it will come of out tax money. If someone is rich enough to where they dont care about it, then how about paying the bill? Along with people tagging walls, houses, and highway signs and more. I was able to get the point across to one tagger by asking him to let me and others know when he buys a house and car. We will be more than glad to come by and add our own artwork. He didnt take that too kindly. That shows the attitude that I can mess up or damage whatever I want, but you had better leave my things alone. As for private property, the cost then comes out of insurance and guess what? Of course insurance rates will go up making everyone else help to pay the bill. That is what is wrong.
slim Aug 2nd 2010 9:24AM
What does one's lifestyle (ghetto) have to do with something that could be a teenage prank? White, Black, Hispanic, even asian. This wreaks of a teen or adolescent. Some will take any chance to say racists comments, I see. Must be pitiful being YOU!
jpuzzlewhiz Aug 2nd 2010 10:33AM
The word is "reeks," not "wreaks". Just so you'll know the next time.
JJ Aug 2nd 2010 11:48AM
JPUZZLEWHIZ, what a fuggin' moron you are. Why don't you try looking something up before you tell someone they used the wrong spelling. Slim had it right when he said "wreaks". You had it wrong to say the correct one is "reeks". Seriously, get off your dumb azz and go look up those two words and prove to yourself how fuggin' dumb you are for trying to tell someone else they are.
Amy Aug 2nd 2010 12:55PM
Assuming it does turn out to be adolescents (the real kind, not the overgrown kind), one is then left to wonder where the parental units were in all this? I live in Northern Virginia, and this area is simply full of people who all seem to live in their own little worlds and seem to think that the effects of their actions on other people are irrelevant -- and they raise their kids to be the same way. Maybe it has something to do with the proximity to politicians -- of all sorts.
carlo oompah Aug 2nd 2010 1:29PM
Must be an illiterate adolescent, or Hispanic or Asian himself....that would explain his inability to read or write English. Morons unite !!!! Someday you might be able to teach the rest of us something.
lyn Aug 2nd 2010 9:15PM
You aren't just a bigot, you are an idiot. Please go back into your cave and remain there.
Julie Aug 2nd 2010 9:46AM
When they catch these freaks, they should have to eat all the burgers and fries that they threw in the pool and lick up all the cheese off the slide.
tammie Aug 2nd 2010 11:56AM
whats an "obama type men & boys" mean?
stone Aug 2nd 2010 10:32AM
It was the Hamburgler!
autecdiver Aug 2nd 2010 10:48AM
It's not news. It's FARK.
Nick Aug 2nd 2010 10:50AM
It was Ronald McDonald, while swimming in the pool his balls started to itch and when he found out that he had mozzeralla balls he flipped. He called the Hamburgler and between the two of them they blamed the pool for the itching so they threw in the hamburgers and fries. what they forgot to mention was that they also threw in the shakes and 10 gallons of sprite.
Barbara Aug 2nd 2010 10:55AM
You must be ten years of age. Young boys fill these sites with stupid posts.