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Top five tips for newbies visiting nude beaches
Are you planning to go "clothing optional" for the first time? From what I understand, you can have a lot of fun, but there are rules to be followed. Failing to do so can lead to an awkward situation or worse. Most of this is common sense, of course, which is probably why it's worth mentioning. You can have fun without coming across as a disgusting nut job. I found a list of suggestions for first-time visitors to nude beaches over on Fox News and pulled the top five for you, below:1. Wear protection: you'll have much more of your body exposed to the sun than usual, so bring and apply sunscreen – lots of it. Could you imagine getting a sunburn on your... exactly. Test out sunscreen on areas where you may not be accustomed t wearing it, because your body may have an unexpected (and unpleasant) reaction.
2. Expect to be a hottie: if you think you're going to find tight bodies pulled into provocative positions all over the beach, prepare yourself for some disappointment. You may get lucky and run into something sweet, but much will sag and drag.
And speaking of getting lucky ...
3. Forget about sex: to feel comfortable on a nude beach, it seems, you need to be ready to take sex out of the equation. This isn't the case at some beaches, however, which specialize in fostering carnality. But, be ready for bodies ready to be put to work. Look at (2) above, and prepare for the tables to be turned. Do a little jogging before hitting one of these destinations.
4. Leave your camera at home: even if you think you're the next Larry Flynt, you should leave your inner shutterbug behind for a day. Photography and video are highly inappropriate. So is staring, in case you couldn't figure that out on your own. Would you want anyone to do this for you? Wait ... don't answer that (except maybe in the comments below).
5. Take a towel: there are some places where you'll need to cover up. Dining areas, bathrooms and entering and exiting the beach typically call for modesty, however much you may loathe it. Don't do it for you – do it for everyone else.
[photo by ilovememphis via Flickr]
4. Leave your camera at home: even if you think you're the next Larry Flynt, you should leave your inner shutterbug behind for a day. Photography and video are highly inappropriate. So is staring, in case you couldn't figure that out on your own. Would you want anyone to do this for you? Wait ... don't answer that (except maybe in the comments below).
5. Take a towel: there are some places where you'll need to cover up. Dining areas, bathrooms and entering and exiting the beach typically call for modesty, however much you may loathe it. Don't do it for you – do it for everyone else.
[photo by ilovememphis via Flickr]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jay Jul 27th 2010 7:57PM
Good one Tom, Thank you.
I am planning to experience one in Spain in this comming September-October. Since, I am traveling alone I am not sure if it would be akward too, to be a lonely guy in the crowd ? :-(
Any more suggestion (from anyone) on budget stay and places (in and off the internet) to meetup with other single travelers to the same destination. ???!!!