When I first saw 'product' this on a flight from San Fransisco to San Diego, I laughed out so loud that I made two babies cry 4 rows behind me and woke up a couple of people that got pissed off at me. Not to mention, I got a stern look from the 'steward' as he walked by to see what the disturbance in the force caused.

I always wonder about the things people don't consider. For example, what is that male model sitting in that chair thinking when the photographer told him that this is his lucky day:

Photographer: Guess what? You get to sit in that giant douche chair right over there.

Model: Uh, that doesn't look right. That chair is huge.

Photographer: uh-huh. It's massive, but you have to go sit in it and look like you enjoy it.

Model: Seriously? Who the fuck buys this stupid shit?

Photographer: Yeah, I know, now go over and sit in it. Yeah, that's it. Oh, okay, now put your arm up on the armrest just like so, uh, oh, yeah, just like that.

Model: Dude, this is really uncomfortable and my arm barely fits on this giant armrest. It's falling off all the time.

Photographer: Yeah, I know. You look really douchey in it. Okay, look over to your left like you just saw something even douchy-er than you how you look right now and give me a big fat smile. YEAH!!! That's it.

Model: I fucking hate you skymall and your crappy stuff.

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