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Ten monkey attack videos
Seasoned travelers know that the world is full of wonders as well as occasional hazards like political unrest, diarrhea and of course, monkey attacks. Harmless and cute as they seem to tourists, these are wild animals that are not to be taken for granted.In 2007, SS Bajwa, Indian deputy mayor of New Delhi, was killed after falling from a terrace while fighting off an angry mob of monkeys. Typically more of a problem in South Asia (India, Thailand) where Hanuman - the Hindu "monkey god" - is particularly revered, attacks by monkeys are on the rise. Luckily, most monkey attacks are more benign, or at least less lethal.
After reviewing the following collection of kung-fu chimps, playful gibbons, and roving monkey pickpocket gangs, certain "travel tips" become self-evident. Don't provoke them. Don't give them knives. And don't, under any circumstances, feed the monkeys, unless you're attempting to exchange your Ray Bans for a piece of bread. As further warning, we've uncovered ten monkey attack videos featured below. Don't let this happen to you!
1) Monkeys attack Dane
Entitled "Wheee!" Or, "Dane gratuitously provokes the monkeys until they swarm him." Make sure to watch until :55 when Dane has to run for his life as he's chased by a pack of crazed primates:
Unless you're looking to be chased by a monkey.
3) Monkey vs. Dog
J'excuse the commentary. Truly a ninja among monkeys.
4) Baggage handlers
Searching for methods of mass destruction. If only my own baggage handlers were so kind.
5) Car-jacking
Containment is the best recourse.
6) West Side Story
Don't give them knives. Really, don't. Ever. Give. Them. Knives. Stupid and cruel.
7) Delinquents
When I was in India, late 70's, I mistakenly assumed that they were being trained to steal shiny items for delivery to an "overlord." Now I suspect that they simply evolved, learning to take and hold various items in exchange for "food."
8) Nice hair clip
Such as this. Hmm, nice hair clip. Give Wonder Bread. I give clip.
9) Get a room
I'm not sure what he's getting at there, beyond the obvious. She appears to be enjoying it.
10) Taekwondo
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
kerry May 20th 2010 8:48PM
LMAO WOW THE COMMENTS I COULD POST ON THIS PAGE...LMAO
Pam May 20th 2010 9:59PM
Sorry to contradict anyone but #10 is from Niagara Falls, NY. The owner/ instructor runs a monkey and chimp rescue.
DON BOBILIN May 20th 2010 10:17PM
SNake, you are a very sad person.
Don May 20th 2010 10:18PM
When people kowtow to animals they deserve to be attacked.
Andy May 21st 2010 12:15AM
Number 5 is what it looks like at Walmart in Mississippi.
don'thurtanimals May 21st 2010 12:20AM
the gunagzhou guy was a jerk. how sad they are on ropes and scared into
performing on the streets. he uses a knife, yes i know rubber or something,
but to show children who are watching that this is funny to stab and play kill
the innocent monkey is a crime.
bigred May 21st 2010 12:29AM
Disgusting.
Conrad Shagwell May 21st 2010 1:39AM
Isn't Video #4 an NBA camp?
snake plissken May 21st 2010 5:21PM
I did not know the first lady is a Tae Kwan Do champion.
Everywhereist May 25th 2010 2:11AM
See? THIS is why packs of angry primates are my #1 real-life fear. My #1 fictional fear? Zombies. Followed closely by zombie primates.
Timerunnersc Feb 5th 2013 8:21AM
moral of the story is, don't monkey around with a pack of monkeys.