Hey, gate lice -- stop crowding the gate - Airplane tip

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I'm fat. I fly. I eat food, in flight, bought from the terminal. I may even want to get up to go take a shit, mid flight. It's none of your business how fat I am. Bitch to the steward about how fuk'n small the seats are. Hell, you know what, I might even talk to you until we land, just to bug the shiat out of you. Might even practice some lines, for my upcoming film. I'll bet you're gonna bitch and moan about that too? Sounds like you just hate to fly. So do us all a favor and take your whiny ass to the bus terminal next time - why don't ya? Yeah, I'm offended by as lot of your tips. You're so elite. You're so experienced. You're full of it and you know it.

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