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Ten tips to make your trip through the airport security checkpoint easier on everyone

Flying can be a stressful way to spend your day, especially if you only fly once or twice a year. Reports of terror attempts and airport evacuations don't make things any better. Thankfully, if you follow some simple tips, your trip through the checkpoint can be really simple, allowing you more time to enjoy the dreadful airport food, or to waste your money at the airport duty free shop.
Read up on the rules
Are you an "amateur" traveler? Were you allowed to carry box cutters and knives the last time you took a flight? Then chances are you are not up to date on the latest airport security rules. It is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, a prepared traveler is a rare breed, so consider yourself lucky that you are showing an interest in it.
The best starting point (other than this article) is of course the TSA web site. Their "what to know before you go" has the nitty-gritty on airport security, prohibited items and of course their own tips on getting through security as efficiently as possible.
Frisk *yourself*

Before you even think about stepping into the security line, frisk yourself. Really - run your hands up and down all your pockets, front and back. Remove anything metallic, and you'll reduce the risk of missing that loose change or pocket knife.
Don't just assume the metal detector will find it for you.
Find the right line

Many airports have introduced separate TSA lanes for the different kind of traveler. The black or diamond lane is for the experienced traveler. These lanes won't have as many staff members assisting you. The casual traveler lane may have someone helping point out the bins, and the family/medical liquid lane is where you'll get the most help. Especially if you are traveling with kids, you'll want to pick the green lane. Sadly, not all airports have adopted this system.
The lanes are not a contest - don't worry if you need to go to the casual traveler lane, because picking the right lane will make life easier on you, and your fellow passengers.
Liquids liquids liquids

I don't think I can remember the last time I passed through the checkpoint without seeing some poor sole being pulled aside because he or she forgot to remove liquids from their bag. I mean, how on earth can there still be people left that don't know about the liquid rules?
It really isn't that hard - the only liquids you are allowed to carry, have to be inside a one quart bag, each bottle has to be under 3 ounces, and you are only allowed one bag per passenger. Your "baggie" must be taken out of your bag and placed on the x-ray machine or in a bin on its own.
There are obviously exceptions for baby milk and medication, but you will need to declare them at the checkpoint.
Don't step in line till you are ready
Don't be one of those travelers that walks into the airport, gets in line at the checkpoint and then starts getting ready for the screening. Unless you are in a terrible hurry to catch a plane, the area before the checkpoint line is the best place to prepare yourself.
Relax, take a deep breath, and start emptying your pockets. Don't wait till you reach the x-ray machine to remove your wallet, the safest place for it right now is inside your bag. Don't forget to put your ID and boarding pass in your shirt or pants pocket, because the screener will want to see them.
Invest in a checkpoint Friendly laptop bag

If you regularly pass through the checkpoint with a laptop, do yourself a favor and invest in a checkpoint friendly laptop bag. These bags are specially designed to fold open, allowing the x-ray machine a clear unobstructed view of your computer. They cost about 25% more than a normal laptop bag.
The advantage of a TSA friendly laptop bag is obvious - you don't need to take your laptop out of its bag, greatly reducing the risk of damage. It also shaves about 30 seconds off your trip through the checkpoint. A good place to find a large assortment of checkpoint friendly bags is Mobile Edge. This company makes stylish bags for men and women, with bags starting at just $49.95.
Pack wisely

When you pack your bag, think carefully how it'll look on the x-ray machine. Try not to stuff too many cords together, try and spread your gadgets around a bit, and always check your bag for items that don't belong there. Two metal tubes with wires sticking out of them may be nothing more than two laptop batteries and some cords, but to a screener, it may look like something worth some extra attention.
(Image from The Register)
Never assume it won't beep

Just because that oversized "Texas" belt buckle didn't set off the metal detector last week, doesn't mean it won't beep today.
If you have something large and metallic, do us all a favor, and take it off. One of my number one checkpoint pet peeves is people at the metal detector that act amazed when all their metallic objects make the machine beep.
Seriously, these machines are designed to DETECT METAL. So anything larger than a wedding ring is going to make it beep. And for your information - the TSA will not let you just waltz on through once you point it out. They will make you remove it, put it back through the x-ray machine, and have you attempt to walk through the detector again. And in most cases, they'll make you do this while I am waiting for you to stop beeping.
Count before and after
Put as much as possible in your bags. Too often, I'll see people put a bag, shoes, a laptop, their toiletries, their phone, wallet, keys and watch on the belt. Don't do it! Not only do you run the risk of damaging your items, you also run the risk of something being stolen or "otherwise misplaced".
Put all your items in a zippered jacket pocket or bag. The ideal screening involves nothing more than your bag, jacket, shoes and your clear toiletries bag.
It sounds dumb - but count before and after. If you put four items on the belt, be sure to remove four items at the other end. Travel is stressful, and it isn't too hard to forget your phone or laptop at the checkpoint. By the time you realize you are missing something, it may be too late.
Move away as soon as you can

Did you make it past the checkpoint without setting off any alarm bells? Gather your crap and walk away. Almost every checkpoint has a nice sitting area at the other side, which is the perfect spot to put your belt back on, remove your important items from your bag, and tie your shoes.
Standing around at the end of the x-ray machine doing all of this is only going to slow things down for everyone else. TSA agents like to keep the area as empty as possible, and if too many people are holding things up, you'll delay the entire line.












Reader Comments (Page 2 of 2)
Chester Jan 26th 2010 11:17PM
Also, DO NOT PACK YOUR VALUABLES IN YOUR CHECKED IN BAG!
By January 2005 there had been over
24,000 LAWSUITS FILED AGAINST THE T.S.A.
FOR BAGGAGE CHECKERS WHO HAD
STOLEN PASSENGER'S VALUABLES.
At that time over 12,000 had been settled AGAINST THE T.S.A.
No, Sorry.
These were NOT FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS.
Since that time there have of course been more.
Just F.Y.I.
Tom Miller Jan 27th 2010 1:31AM
Don't check your dildo in your checked bag, either. I know a woman who had hers stolen from her checked luggage. Imagine, stealing a (used) dildo. What kind of people are they hiring?
Chris (Amateur Traveler) Jan 27th 2010 1:59PM
Yes, as it so happens I am an Amateur Traveler. Amateur comes from the Latin and means to do something out of love.
Pat Jan 31st 2010 2:49PM
i have been a Travel Agent for 22 years specializing in cruises. I guess we have become a prisoner in our own country when it comes to traveling & security. Best thing is to contact security or the airlines you are flying with & make sure you have all the rules right. See if they will send you specific informaton. I always check for my clients. Also, I have a 'Packing & Things To Do Before You Go List' I give to all my clients. I tell them to use it before they travel & when they are are returning to make sure they got everything. It has taken years to put it together, but, with 9-11 & the weight & size factor, it has been revised several times. That's why booking with an agent that helps you plan your travel needs is the best way to go. Most of us keep up on what the airlines, security, cruise ships, etc. are expecting from travelers. I think that it is a real test to get through security at the airport & again, at the cruise terminal. --Then the fun finally begins for you --until you return & get to do it all over again. Please travel safely & listen to the people in charge including the airline ticketing personnel.---and definitely keep traveling!!!!
PAT ;)
Alouise Feb 5th 2010 3:45PM
Yeah that Dildo could've been wrapped but it still would show up on the x-ray. unless it's wrapped in like solid lead, but then it would have to be opened up because they'd need to see what's in the lead.
texasprincess Jan 30th 2010 5:14PM
THE PHALIC SHAPED CURLING IRON IN HER LUGGAGE
IS EMBARRASSING...MAYBE IF IT WERE WRAPPED OR SOMETHING?
flowersong Jan 30th 2010 5:21PM
Those studded jeans will never stop the bell from ringing!!!!
O M G ..I accidently had on a similar deniem shirt once and I thought I was going to strip... horrifying experience!
ironage Jan 31st 2010 2:59PM
Thats not a dildo...thats actually a real penis. It's quite obvious that that bag belongs to a married woman who is not travelling with her husband...so like in all marriages...she keeps her husbands private parts in a " testicular lock-box". LOL!
Alouise Jan 31st 2010 8:06PM
Great suggestions, as someone who (unfortunately) used to work for airport security every little bit that helps enlighten the masses is a good thing. My additional suggestions for an easier security process:
Don't assume you're an expert. Maybe you travel a lot, but the rules can change. So listen to what the security officer is telling you to do. They want to get you through as quick as possible.
Don't be an asshole. Just because you forgot that you have a pocket knife in your bag doesn't mean you should be a dick. To be truthful it was the assholes complaining in the line that I would pull for "additional screening." Of course that's not to say everyone going for additional screening is an asshole, but being one might increase your chances. So be civil and polite. It'll be over soon enough
- Don't play dumb. You should have an idea of what is and isn't allowed on the plane... especially nowadays You should remove metals from your pocket, not wear a metal belt or shoes with metals (women this includes high heels - they have metal shanks for support). Don't pull the coins out of your pocket and say "I didn't realize this would beep." Of course it would, it's metal. Don't be an idiot - no one likes those.
Check the security website for information, don't rely on your airline or travel agent. Lot's of times (at least where I worked) the airlines would give people the wrong information, and tell them they could take certain items that weren't allowed. Or they couldn't take items that were okay. Not to blame airline personal, they have their own job to do. When people asked me about how to make their connection at the next airport I never pretended to know the answer. I'd tell them to ask the agent at the airline counter. Airlines might have some of an idea about security, but they won't know everything.
Give yourself lots of time, especially if you have connections to make or are traveling internationally. Don't stroll up to security ten minutes before boarding and expect to get bumped up to the front of the line. You can always try asking politely, but I've found being demanding or rolling out the (fake) tears won't work.
If you see a line with a training sign, try to avoid it. But if you do get stuck in a training line try to be patient. People think that spotting threats on an x-ray is easy, but when you're new to it, it'll take some time. Same with using the other equipment (walkways, scanners, swab tests, etc). Unless you've done the job yourself, and never made any mistakes you shouldn't complain about how it should be faster or done better.
With your checked bag, put it on the x-ray with the wheels up (unless told otherwise). The luggage belts often have steep angles, and when the wheels of a bag are down, it starts spinning as the belt moves it forward – then it gains momentum and crashes at the end. It isn't really a security tip, but if you don't want your bag to bust open or what's inside to break, put the wheels up. And make sure to do up the zippers, even if you don't lock them, do them up. Because I wasn't paid to pick up the crap that came out of people's luggage when they forgot to close it properly.
Also for everyone's info dildos are fine to go in your carry-on bag, although I'm not sure why it's something you'd “need” to take on a plane. One time Dr. Sue Johansson (a Canadian sex therapist and tv personnel) came through our security line. Her bag was full of toys and she took them all out and showed everything with an explanation of what each one did. It was quite funny. So yeah it might be kind of embarrassing but it isn't like a dildo is a security threat.
Thank god I don't work for airport security, the job was hell, the amount of crap you have to take is insane and the pay is never enough. I'm always nice to the people working at security - I know how shitty it was to work there.