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Ten tips to make your trip through the airport security checkpoint easier on everyone

Flying can be a stressful way to spend your day, especially if you only fly once or twice a year. Reports of terror attempts and airport evacuations don't make things any better. Thankfully, if you follow some simple tips, your trip through the checkpoint can be really simple, allowing you more time to enjoy the dreadful airport food, or to waste your money at the airport duty free shop.
Read up on the rules
Are you an "amateur" traveler? Were you allowed to carry box cutters and knives the last time you took a flight? Then chances are you are not up to date on the latest airport security rules. It is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, a prepared traveler is a rare breed, so consider yourself lucky that you are showing an interest in it.
The best starting point (other than this article) is of course the TSA web site. Their "what to know before you go" has the nitty-gritty on airport security, prohibited items and of course their own tips on getting through security as efficiently as possible.
Frisk *yourself*

Before you even think about stepping into the security line, frisk yourself. Really - run your hands up and down all your pockets, front and back. Remove anything metallic, and you'll reduce the risk of missing that loose change or pocket knife.
Don't just assume the metal detector will find it for you.
Find the right line

Many airports have introduced separate TSA lanes for the different kind of traveler. The black or diamond lane is for the experienced traveler. These lanes won't have as many staff members assisting you. The casual traveler lane may have someone helping point out the bins, and the family/medical liquid lane is where you'll get the most help. Especially if you are traveling with kids, you'll want to pick the green lane. Sadly, not all airports have adopted this system.
The lanes are not a contest - don't worry if you need to go to the casual traveler lane, because picking the right lane will make life easier on you, and your fellow passengers.
Liquids liquids liquids

I don't think I can remember the last time I passed through the checkpoint without seeing some poor sole being pulled aside because he or she forgot to remove liquids from their bag. I mean, how on earth can there still be people left that don't know about the liquid rules?
It really isn't that hard - the only liquids you are allowed to carry, have to be inside a one quart bag, each bottle has to be under 3 ounces, and you are only allowed one bag per passenger. Your "baggie" must be taken out of your bag and placed on the x-ray machine or in a bin on its own.
There are obviously exceptions for baby milk and medication, but you will need to declare them at the checkpoint.
Don't step in line till you are ready
Don't be one of those travelers that walks into the airport, gets in line at the checkpoint and then starts getting ready for the screening. Unless you are in a terrible hurry to catch a plane, the area before the checkpoint line is the best place to prepare yourself.
Relax, take a deep breath, and start emptying your pockets. Don't wait till you reach the x-ray machine to remove your wallet, the safest place for it right now is inside your bag. Don't forget to put your ID and boarding pass in your shirt or pants pocket, because the screener will want to see them.
Invest in a checkpoint Friendly laptop bag

If you regularly pass through the checkpoint with a laptop, do yourself a favor and invest in a checkpoint friendly laptop bag. These bags are specially designed to fold open, allowing the x-ray machine a clear unobstructed view of your computer. They cost about 25% more than a normal laptop bag.
The advantage of a TSA friendly laptop bag is obvious - you don't need to take your laptop out of its bag, greatly reducing the risk of damage. It also shaves about 30 seconds off your trip through the checkpoint. A good place to find a large assortment of checkpoint friendly bags is Mobile Edge. This company makes stylish bags for men and women, with bags starting at just $49.95.
Pack wisely

When you pack your bag, think carefully how it'll look on the x-ray machine. Try not to stuff too many cords together, try and spread your gadgets around a bit, and always check your bag for items that don't belong there. Two metal tubes with wires sticking out of them may be nothing more than two laptop batteries and some cords, but to a screener, it may look like something worth some extra attention.
(Image from The Register)
Never assume it won't beep

Just because that oversized "Texas" belt buckle didn't set off the metal detector last week, doesn't mean it won't beep today.
If you have something large and metallic, do us all a favor, and take it off. One of my number one checkpoint pet peeves is people at the metal detector that act amazed when all their metallic objects make the machine beep.
Seriously, these machines are designed to DETECT METAL. So anything larger than a wedding ring is going to make it beep. And for your information - the TSA will not let you just waltz on through once you point it out. They will make you remove it, put it back through the x-ray machine, and have you attempt to walk through the detector again. And in most cases, they'll make you do this while I am waiting for you to stop beeping.
Count before and after
Put as much as possible in your bags. Too often, I'll see people put a bag, shoes, a laptop, their toiletries, their phone, wallet, keys and watch on the belt. Don't do it! Not only do you run the risk of damaging your items, you also run the risk of something being stolen or "otherwise misplaced".
Put all your items in a zippered jacket pocket or bag. The ideal screening involves nothing more than your bag, jacket, shoes and your clear toiletries bag.
It sounds dumb - but count before and after. If you put four items on the belt, be sure to remove four items at the other end. Travel is stressful, and it isn't too hard to forget your phone or laptop at the checkpoint. By the time you realize you are missing something, it may be too late.
Move away as soon as you can

Did you make it past the checkpoint without setting off any alarm bells? Gather your crap and walk away. Almost every checkpoint has a nice sitting area at the other side, which is the perfect spot to put your belt back on, remove your important items from your bag, and tie your shoes.
Standing around at the end of the x-ray machine doing all of this is only going to slow things down for everyone else. TSA agents like to keep the area as empty as possible, and if too many people are holding things up, you'll delay the entire line.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Unexpected Traveller Jan 26th 2010 9:38AM
Excellent list!
I've written a post on a similar vein that helps inexperienced travellers mainly: http://unexpectedtraveller.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/the-unexpected-travellers-guide-to-airport-security/
The Unexpected Traveller
Emland Jan 26th 2010 10:03AM
I don't know if this is still policy, but it was when I worked for the TSA. If the patdown corral is empty when you are approaching the checkpoint, hang back and let someone else go first. It used to be SOP that the first person through after a lag time was designated the next "random selectee" for a patdown.
I think the biggest thing that slowed down the checkpoint when I was working was people waiting until the last minute to divest their junk. Getting yourself organized is key. Also, bitching and moaning about unlawful search and seizure might gain you points with your fellow passengers, but the screeners don't give a tinker's dam and it won't get your through any faster.
Mary Jan 26th 2010 12:35PM
I am amazed at the number of people who still don't seem to know about the liquid rule. About a week ago as I was getting ready to put my bag, laptop, etc through the machine at the airport when the screener came back with a bag that needed to be re-screened. She was also holding 3 items which evidently had just been removed from the bag. Three - 20 oz containers of shampoo, conditioner and lotion. The screener and I exchanged a look, but didn't say a word.
Caitlin @ Roaming Tales Jan 26th 2010 1:11PM
Another tip... don't assume it's the same procedure everywhere. The US is the only place I've been that routinely makes people take their shoes off. And some airports now have machines that mean you don't need to remove laptops from your case. Read the signs.
Miami Airport Jan 26th 2010 4:12PM
I once was briefly detained by airport security and forced to produce ID and a boarding pass because I asked directions to the nearest bathroom. Don't ask for directions to the bathroom without those documents in your hand.
Obama Sucks Jan 26th 2010 4:27PM
Here's a tip, don't leave your DILDO in your carry-on bag like the guy whose bag they x-rayed above.
scout Jan 26th 2010 5:01PM
OMG! That is hilarious, and I missed it until I read your comment.
MJ Jan 26th 2010 5:24PM
And TSA will have to go into that bag, on the right side in the small makeup kit there is a wine bottle opener, which will be checked for a small blade on it.
warren Jan 30th 2010 8:00PM
that dildo,i spit my soda out my nose when i saw it.sarah palin must be pissed her bag was shown..............
Tom Apr 15th 2010 10:05PM
Party time! lol
Carl B Jan 26th 2010 5:08PM
Boy, I hate to be the one to bring this up, but someone tell me if I'm seeing things;
in the X-ray photo shown under the "Pack Wisely" caption, am I seeing what looks like a penis shaped vibrator/dildo with a ball sack on the lower left hand side of the image?
Not to make a joke out of it but if it is, I can't believe that photo made it past the editor!
Jusy imagine the TSA agent saying "Mind if I open your bag to inspect it?"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Apr 15th 2010 10:10PM
Read comments above and on Rick Steves under help-line Europe. Lots of hilarious comments. Haaaaa!!
tourst19 Jan 26th 2010 5:41PM
LOVE the "Recombobulation Area" sign! First time I saw it in MKE I laughed and laughed. The poor passengers who saw me laughing there in my flight attendant uniform must have thought I'd lost it.
albert Jan 26th 2010 6:13PM
Hey, I have an idea on how to fly thru the TSA check points. Be a muslim on a watchlist with and agenda, shity training and a bomb in your pants.
Maybe someone ought to clue the TSA in on the fact that its the same freaks over and over again that do this and not all the others.
miguel Jan 26th 2010 6:32PM
wow so thats how a dildo looks from the inside with x-ray vision .........
qq4lbfm Jan 26th 2010 6:50PM
We always prepare for the last war and we always prepare for the last terrorist. Their terrorism is absolutely working - we now have to remove our shoes, pour out our coffee and have to buy new shampoo when we get to our destination. Next we'll have to remove our underwear. Will we never learn?
Rick Jan 26th 2010 6:54PM
Is that a dildo in the lower left corner of the xray photo?
Olivia Jan 26th 2010 8:55PM
haha I think so.
Mike Jan 26th 2010 8:24PM
The sure-fire way to fly through security -
Travel with no bags - and no clothes.
Go ahead - scan me!
Muffy Jan 26th 2010 10:46PM
Talk about security!!!!!!!! LOL!!! I can't believe the Dildo made it thru security for all of us to see here!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been LMAO for tha past hour on this one! This is priceless!! I've e-mailed everyone I know this article, just give give them the biggest belly laugh I'll bet they've had all day!! lol!!! I'll bet all those 3 oz bottles are full of lube to go along with it!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! Talk about contraband!!! lol!!!! Stick that in your underware and board!!! LOL!!!!!