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SkyMall Monday: The Siamese Slanket
Anyways, I'm going to deviate from protocol a bit here and eschew the use of the SkyMall product description. Instead, I cede the floor to the distinguished folks at the official Siamese Slanket website:
If rhythm is a dancer, then it's perfectly logical that passion is a Slanket. I can only assume that after you slide into a Slanket you will then slide into your lady's, you know, um, vaaaaaaaaaacation plans. Yeah, let's say vacation plans.If passion was a Slanket, it would be this color...maybe passion IS a Slanket. Slide into one and find out.
In this instance, they are referring to the Ruby Wine Siamese Slanket. Ruby Wine somewhat alludes to a color. Limoges, on the other hand, is a city in France and a type of porcelain. In the world of the Siamese Slanket, however, it is also a shade of blue.
So, pick up your Canadian supermodel girlfriend at the airport (being sure to shield her with your Double Umbrella), take her home to your hovel and show her how much you love her by keeping her no more than two inches from you at all times. Be sure to insist that she asks you for permission to use the bathroom (and for the love of all that is holy, let her out of the Siamese Slanket when she needs to pee and/or poop). And, if you really want to take your relationship to the next level, wear your Siamese Slanket during a three-legged race. Assuming you're dating someone at a sleepaway camp or company picnic.
It's time to grow up and share your life with someone special. Show them that you're ready to make that commitment by giving up all sense of personal space. Pick up a Siamese Slanket and start getting fat together today!
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