London Tube announcer suggests commuters off themselves because of delayed trains

Commuters on London's Tube got an earful last week when the station announcer gave a 30 minute play-by-play of the happenings on the tracks. Several trains were delayed and in between updating passengers on the status and predicting which train would be next, the announcer lamented the fact that his supervisor had previously reprimanded him for not offering enough information. Apparently, this was his way of showing just how much information he could provide.

Bystanders said the over-achieving announcer talked nearly nonstop for 30 minutes. It wasn't all just technical blather though. The announcer also sympathized with the waiting passengers. "Once again, I do apologize for the disruption to your journey today," he said, "It has upset me easily as much as it has upset you. Do trust me, that is coming from the heart." See, boss? He's not only informative, but he really cares too!

Later, he seemed to get more frazzled. "Is this what a nervous breakdown feels like?" he asked. Then he offered his suggestions for dealing with the annoyance. "You've got two options - apart from shooting yourself, and who could blame you?" Whoa, relax guy, it's just a few delayed trains.

I'm betting his nonstop chatter actually made the delays a little more bearable for London commuters. If you've got to wait for a train, at least you can have a little station entertainment.

[via Telegraph]

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