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Russian yachts to offer "pirate hunting" cruises off Somali coast
Please let this be a joke.According to several news sources, Russian yacht owners will begin offering "pirate hunting" vacations to those interested in wielding AK-47's and shooting at pirates off the coast of Somalia.
Tickets aboard the ocean liners, which will cruise at about five miles per hour in an attempt to attract pirates, will cost about US$5,000, with AK-47's and ammunition available for rent each day. The ships will be protected from pirates by private security guards made up of ex-special forces troops.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Alex Jun 29th 2009 1:26PM
Sounds like a great time! Let's take out the trash since no one is going to do it for us. Where do I sign up?!
Jill Jul 7th 2009 2:57PM
What do you mean "since no one will do it for us?" The U.S. Navy is out there. I know of numerous soldiers going over to Somalia.
Randy Jun 29th 2009 4:37PM
Lets hope it's real and not a joke! All of those pirates should be dead and the faster the better.
Spot Cool Stuff Jun 29th 2009 4:30PM
I love your website. In this case, however, you may have jumped the gun. (pun?)
I spent a lot of time tracking down this story for a possible blog post. So far as I can tell it is a complete fiction. Most of the stories trace back to an article in an Austrian newspaper that labeled its piece a satire.
johnny Jun 29th 2009 8:07PM
man i really would this is true. someone needs to step up and teach these pirates a lesson. Lesson 1# don't F**K with russians! Lesson 2# You Steal, You Die! (i think that is their motto, LOL)
Roland Jun 30th 2009 6:04AM
Here's the link to the original story @ the Austrian newspaper WirtschaftsBlatt (scroll there for english translation)
http://bit.ly/haCcL
regards,
Roland
USSMCG_Trakker Jul 1st 2009 3:12AM
HAHAHA EPIC Journalism FAIL!!
check the original source. its an obvious gag. notice theres no way to book, or a phone number to call, or even an address.
http://www.somalicruises.com/index.php
whats next? sourcing from the Onion?
Max Fightmaster Jul 7th 2009 5:28PM
You have all been hoaxed. Congratulations, your stupidity knows no bounds. I wish this was true as well. And I also wish that everyone who wished that this was true would go on said cruise. And then I wish that the Somali Pirates would jam an RPG into the hull of your ship so they could laugh at you as you drown in your own idiocy. Go Somali Pirates!
Anthony Jul 7th 2009 7:29PM
It's good that this is fake. Anyone monstrous enough to actually consider this a good time needs to be executed and taken out of the gene pool.
Basta Jul 8th 2009 8:58AM
It's definitely fake - here in South Africa it was published in the joke section, only it was an American company.
Pity though. I can seriously imagine the American big game hunters going for it.
sdfgsg Jul 9th 2009 3:04PM
I don't quite understand how it's monstrous to shoot back at people attempting to hijack your boat and hold you hostage.
Shawna Jul 17th 2009 2:54PM
I wish this was real, but it can't be. I would do it though.
Alex Jul 21st 2009 2:15PM
Everywhere, there have to be people deffending every piece of junk just for the fun of it. Those " pirates " are all but Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-style pirates. Those are people who will cut your throat if said ransom is not paid. And I'm supposed to feel any empathy for them? Let me tell you that if I was rich enought, I'd go on that cruise ( if it was real, of course ), but with my own weapon selection straight from Ragnar Benson's collection, namely the napalm gun. No seriously, Human Rights is to me the biggest bullshit ever written, and yes, murder is a perfectly good thing in some cases, like this one. And as for them firing an RPG, they are too retarded to man it correctly for one, and my father served with similar models and told me they can't be aimed at anything further than 150m, and that's for a trained soldier, they are close-range anti-infantry and anti-tank, deppending on the warhead you use, so no, they aren't too dangerous. Yes some would pay for murder of human junk, and I m one of them.
Some of you need to review the code of conduct that makes us human beings instead of retarded sheeps that will bend their neck to any threat, and stop treating murder as an evil thing no-matter-what. The right to live is something to be earned, not something you should have no matter what you do. Remember that so far that was what human kind though until the two Great Wars and the Cold War scared the bejesus out of everyone until they tranformed everyone into a raging pussy.
NoahLA Jul 21st 2009 6:23PM
This is definitely a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/piratecruise.asp
Toranaguy Oct 28th 2009 5:51PM
Man that would be totally awesome, where do I sign up? It's a shame political correctness has demasculated men. Would be cool if you could take your own gun like a byo.
Grim Reaper Feb 2nd 2010 10:29AM
This could be more fun than killing street gangstas in LA.
Been doing that for years! The rival gangs get blamed.