A UFO was sighted last night at around 4 AM EST in Manhattan ... maybe.

The report comes from a 22 year old "John Smith" (who wanted to remain anonymous due to academic probation), who claims that he saw an object flying above nearby buildings out his apartment window at approximately 4 AM.

"It was like a lit up hockey puck, only large enough to carry maybe two guys. There were two rows of blue lights, and at the very bottom it had an eye, like an actual eyeball that opened and closed. It stopped briefly and told me it was a Pisces. I ran to get my roommate, but when we got back it was gone."

Mr. Smith admits he was on drugs at the time of the sighting but "nothing you can't get at most delis."

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