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Daily deal - free (porn) movies in your hotel room!
My daily deal for today is perfect for anyone who is stuck in their boring hotel room and isn't able to get their own movies on the hotel TV. If your hotel uses one of the more popular pay-per-view movie delivery systems, I'm going to let you in on a secret on how to get some free porn on the tube in your room (it also works on regular movies, but I mean, really, who cares?).
Grab the remote (make sure you clean it first, because someone else might have used it for the same purpose before you). Now enter the following key sequence:
VOLUME UP > VOLUME DOWN > 4 3 2 5 4 6 4 7 6 2 5 7 > ORDER > POWER OFF.
The TV may flicker a few seconds, but you'll now be presented with a menu of diagnostic options. Select the second option (SYS_PPV test) and pick the porno flick of your choice!
The purchase will not show up on your bill, and you won't have to explain to your boss why there is a $49.95 entry for "Lesbian Spank Inferno" on your expense report.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Nick Hawkins Apr 1st 2009 12:47PM
That reminds me Scott, can you send Lesbian Spank Inferno and Ass Wreckers vol 5 back to me?
LA Dave Apr 1st 2009 12:56PM
I have to say that is one of the better April Fools entries I've seen today.
johnmc Apr 1st 2009 3:46PM
It usually just shows up as Inferno on the bill.